Mrs. Erin Poobah🧚🏽‍♀️* ੈ✩‧˚

Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' ranked among the top 5 best selling albums on vinyl worldwide in 2022, 40 years after release (via IFPI).

I was 19, dickmatized by this dusty ass dude who lived 4 hours away. Told me I was “the one” every night on the phone while he was out cheating. One day I emptied my account and booked a ride, showed up at his door in a corset top and bum shorts and heels with a bottle of wine and rose petals in my bag like a whole porn fantasy. He opens the door… and his baby mama is sitting on the couch breastfeeding their 3-month-old. I’m standing there half-naked, petals falling out my purse, looking like a whole desperate side chick. He tries to play it off like “babe this isn’t what it looks like” while the baby starts crying. I still let him take me to the back room and hit it because “I drove all this way and I love him.” Two pumps, he nuts, rolls over and says “you should probably leave before she gets mad.” I had to walk past her doing the walk of shame with absolutely nothing in my account to get me back home😭

deep down what you want rn?

My mom taught me this lesson when I was maybe seven. I was going on about something I found interesting and after a few minutes she cut in: "Did you notice how I haven't been responding at all?" "Yeah?" "That means I don't care. I don't care about this topic. I'm bored. I don't want to hear about this. When you talk to people, pay attention to whether or not they're responding to you. If they barely have anything to say, stop talking about whatever you're talking about." It was a good lesson. One that many people need but never got. And it shows.

Sorry but the Iranian government’s LEGO depiction of Kash Patel is fucking frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

imagining a kink where someone wants to be called neither good nor bad during sex but normal. ooo you’ve been normal. you’ve been perfectly regular… and now you will get what you deserve… regular sex!