Phil Turner

Norfolk is 95% white. Fewer than one in fifteen residents was born outside the UK. Yet this lady thinks immigration is the most important issue facing the country. She is not describing what she sees. She is describing what GB News, the Daily Mail and FB memes have told her is happening.

He also made sure you were in the pics for his goals

Protects the ball with his arms and body, rides contact with great balance, and still finds the control to sell that subtle feint before shifting inside. That last chop… I have no words for that.

Bruno Fernandes - Initiative

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

This fucker literally called for the UK to help Trump in the actions that caused this price hike.

One day after having a public meltdown accusing anyone who takes the piss out of him of not caring about men’s mental health, this grifting hypocrite joins a political party that openly pledges to strip benefits from 90% of people with mental health conditions.

I'm sorry, can we take a minute for this worldie of a pass from Bruno Fernandes? That is extraordinary. First time, off balance, on a platter. That was David Beckham coded. x.com/Trend584561/st…

Dear Lorry Drivers, See when you're trying to overtake other lorry drivers, have you ever considered driving faster than them?? Signed, other road users.

Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired. Then, out of nowhere, it hits you. How did everything pass by so quickly? You don't even feel 27. You still feel like that 17 year old kid who thought they had all the time in the world. But somehow, 10 years just disappeared. And you start missing the past. The feeling of being young, excited, and clueless. But then you realize, one day, you'll miss this, too. Being 25, being confused, being tired, but still trying. So maybe the trick is to slow down a bit and actually live this chapter before it also becomes just another memory. The point is no matter what age you are, you’ll miss these days. Life gets busy sometimes and it’s always a good time to stop and smell the roses.

Nothing happened, never met her, paid her £12m, then stripped of your royal title.

"I don't think Reform have got any interest in what goes on around here. They're just a load of multimillionaires from England." This Caerphilly man spells out why Nigel Farage didn't win the by-election.

The piss artist formally known as Prince Andrew is still not in prison, Michelle Mone is still sailing in her Covid yacht, Farage is still freeloading off Russia and Netanyahu continues to bomb innocent people in Gaza whilst pretending he’s not. The world is fucking bleak.

Its always extremely sus when people like Tom Skinner and Emily Hewitson end up being judged by normal people theyre immediately rejected yet for some reason they are constantly rammed down our throats, and social media would lead you to believe they are popular.

Eight years ago, Eden Hazard made Anfield his playground 🥵 (via @ChelseaFC)

Imagine thinking that Zidane and Luka modric are better than this guy 😂😂 He’s in a league of his own 🐐

Roman accidentally sending his d!ck pic to Logan was so unforgettable that the scene still sticks vividly in memory. x.com/stellamilfburn…

In a world first we will broadcast over 100 untruths back to back, with each extensively fact checked. Donald Trump v The Truth. Wednesday 10pm.

yea the video is graphic but imagine being in 2nd grade or even high school watching it happen in real time to your teacher…. your classmates…. your friends…. because that’s exactly what happens in this country.

🚨⚽️ | Wayne Rooney v Fenerbahçe (ᴍᴀɴ ᴜᴛᴅ ᴅᴇʙᴜᴛ) If you had the opportunity to watch this live in the stadium or on the television, you just knew he’d become a legend.