phunkpai

insane aura loss on diviner's kevlar 🥀

@VegasDeadlock i call dibs on being Buddhist Vegas

One of my teammates from yesterday, yes that is a picture of me photoshopped #deadlock

@Hxsykhia no lol its yoshi it says it right there “YoshiDeadlock”. You think people would just Lie on the internet for fun? I am 8 Feet tall.

this isnt yoshi btw yoshi does not have a twitter

Full rank reset soon

@fpslounge_ My uncle is planning on touching Grass this weekend. Notice how I capitalized the G like it's someone's name? It's my nickname, he gave me it.

Who's not touching grass this weekend?

@Wendys @zenodeadlock Not a mom but a Single Father. We met at a “Dudes for Dads” event where single fathers meet other single fathers and bond over their family and learning to live life without our wives. His nickname is “Mom Dad” because he’s such a great Father that he’s a Mom too.

The necklace of every mom’s dreams is here. Tag a mom and tell us why she deserves one below and we might just surprise a few ❤️

the world wasnt ready for this one

@Monxtrose where's the complaint? english isn't my first language sorry if it doesn't make sense. i was concerned the game will run out of things to mod for sponsors.

@phunkpai how are you complaining about a community run tournament being funded? players should be paid and the fact that it can happen this early is only a positive.

soon you'll be breaking FedEx Boxes, clearing HyperX Troopers, and getting Red Bull Rejuvenators after slaying the Trollis Midboss. We're running out of options for sponsors.

@neco2k i love it for all the players! the funny part is the idea of "running out" of things to mod in a hypothetical world where we have like 20+ sponsors

@phunkpai a community ran tournament that big companies are willing to sponsor is undebatably a good thing like what

see guys now that @deadlock is banned i cant quote rt this and ask to duo and get thousands of likes cause i'm a motionless chud

you can finally counterspell doorman's ultimate (the actual casting part) LOOOL

@fpslounge_ There’s a huge difference in matchmaking. My uncle only sent me a flirty text 3 times today instead of his usual 4.

Apparently Valve has made changes to Deadlock's matchmaking. Do any of you notice a big difference or not really?

The Deadlock Discord mindlessly posting this and saying "OMG Great change Valve!" when you're posting the months-old game stats & troll detection ML model and calling it a "ranked" model. You don't care about this game nor its players, just the views it brings. Just think for more than 5 seconds and wonder "Huh, why would a ranked algorithm take into consideration my move speed, walljumps per minute, and item cooldowns?" and you realize the code has nothing to do with your rank besides writing your MMR value after each match. Game journalism is dead and all that's left is engagement quotas and rage bait. Stop posting intentionally misleading posts as it continues to make the Deadlock news scene look desperate and unreliable. Unfortunately most don't stop to think on a quick scroll on their feed or a discord chat and you take advantage of that.

Valve is feeding a LOT more than KDA into their ranking ML model after each match: - How fast you're moving - How often your active items are on cooldown - Time spent NOT contributing to game events - How efficient your build was - Your share of the team's net worth

anyone missing the only deadlock news account to avoid senseless drama, in-fighting, ego, and misinformation yet 😂

Seeing Silver's Fleetfoot would send me into a Frenzy. I'd even do a Blood Tribute just to go Berserker on her toes. Might snag some toenails as a Trophy (Collector).

@Metro_DL This is real, I used to be Ascendant 5 and now I'm Eternus 6. Finally Valve decided to recognize player's greatness instead of allowing these boosted players to stay on top. BTW I'm a Doorman Kidnap OTP who mutes everyone in the lobby and stream snipes.

Deadlock just fixed the Matchmaking this is NOT A DRILL. If you play right now your rank is gonna adjust way faster than it used to be. We already see a 6x increase in people dropping and climbing at the highest ranks.

@porochuyeah4 i want u slobbin on my veh nee ahh dih 😂😂😂😂 JK... unless? 🤔

went 19-0 on gun apollo on new patch. let me know if u wnt the build

@fpslounge_ Whats surprising is how on November 5, 2018, rapper DaBaby (Jonathan Kirk) shot and killed 19-year-old Jaylin Craig inside a Walmart in Huntersville, North Carolina and no ones talking about it.

Top 5 win rates this patch, any surprises? 1. Seven — 55.5% 2. Dynamo — 55.2% 3. Infernus — 54.6% 4. Warden — 53.6% 5. Victor — 52.8%

hope the gun meta players are happy now