Phil Gildon

@loinersview came back with an offer he couldn’t turn down that secured his family financially .. good luck to him i say..

4th Feb….. 🤷‍♂️

@amouthwithapen 😂😂😂

@phwilip She milked a cow blindfolded 🤣🤣🤣

did she get those earrings from jim’ll fix it?? #MAFSUK

@TraffordEcho probably isak…

Alexander Isak to Manchester United 🔴 Who say no? #MUFC

@MarkHam80780803 Oui Monsieur..

Does that apply to Brits in Spain too?

@Manutd_addicts #mufc ‘s biggest flaw is living in the past that they are a big club.. get over it … it’s gone… get used to been a mid table side with mediocre players..

🚨🚨🚨 Snejder: #MUFC biggest flaw? Sacking managers too late.They kept Ten Hag when they shouldn’t have—and they’ll repeat it with Amorim.He’ll sign players that won’t fit the next manager, then get sacked too. United must recruit for the club, not the coach. 442 is their DNA.

@markgoldbridge lollllzzzzz …. spent millions but bought shite…. most clubs would dream to have the amount of backing you get.. get over it and get used to been a mediocre team… #lufc

Glazers and Sir Jim should go tomorrow. Lowest the club has ever been and it ain't getting any better. Embarrassing

@The_Forty_Four not so super…

Championship 24/25 Supercomputer Table Result🖥️📈📉 1.Burnley 2.Sheffield United 3.Coventry 4.Luton Town 5.Watford 6.Swansea 7.Leeds 8.Hull City 9.West Brom 10.Norwich 11.Plymouth Argyle 12.Bristol City 13.Millwall 14.Sunderland 15.Sheffield Wednesday 16.QPR 17.Middlesbrough 18.Portsmouth 19.Derby County 20.Stoke City 21.Oxford United 22.Blackburn 23.Preston 24.Cardiff

@theburleybanksy this is probably worth £10 at william hill

Back in the Premier League. We'll win the thing before the Armley Gyratory is finished.

@TaraBull808 it’s an antinonce gun… stops nonces by making any alterboys shot by it older by 10 years to protect them.

What kind of weapon is the guard at the Pope's funeral armed with?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 common sense…

What's a basic skill you're shocked some adults still don't know?

@UnscriptedFacts i think he just smashed a corner flag and nothing to do with it been a gay corner flag….

@footballtweet cuppy…

What is the name of this game? 🤔

Oh dear oh dear .. @Specsavers our hearing experts, but they still need a bit of help from me when it comes to fitting a sign. To me, to you #ad

@HarryTheSpiv anything lee hewitt gets involved with generally does turn to sh*t. he did the same at charlesworths.

My report on the collapse of the Cornish print outfit.

@levelplayingfi5 @heppelltron my sister in law thought this… and it went without her… 😂😂😂

@heppelltron Best way… it’s not going without you!

Why do people queue to get on a aeroplane, I’m happy to be the last one on me, queue is massive. Fuck that.

@leedsboygrant23 adryan? the next ronaldhinio apparently..

Boy you must of forgot about De Bock, Borthwick Jackson. Special mention Jimmy Kebe

@footballtweet fingers crossed…

Could Manchester United get relegated this season? 😬

@markgoldbridge why would you go to a mid table side that doesn’t compete for the league?

So United don't want to pay 60 million for a 27 year old striker like Gyokeres as they want someone younger.....how the hell are we signing a striker with experience then? Madness.

@FergiesRightRef @markgoldbridge probably because he doesn’t have to live in gloomy manchester where the marcus rashford puts more effort in than the sun.

@markgoldbridge Mark. I agree BUT : How does a player switch his energy from a complete out of touch footballer to being able to gather confidence to score? I am not saying he is Man Utd material. I am just saying there MUST be something weird about the Man Utd environment.

Antony scores again....so what? He had two and a half years at United and was terrible. I'll never understand the hype behind players who go elsewhere and do well but consistently failed here. They only have themselves to blame. Fuck the blame culture. Look in the mirror