Phx O'Rourke

What. A. Joke.

@VP 😂😂

Enjoy the long weekend.

Jaclyn: A noun/verb/adjective. Pronounced Ja-k-lin. A body building,… instagram.com/p/BfNhXfSnqWbR…

'I never doubted myself.'' - Michael Jordan on the shot that won his SIXTH NBA title 15 years ago today: youtu.be/ok876gxL-Og

50 First Dates never gets old

@Aleibovitz two words....lay up. Just a lay up

Mike D'Antoni drops to 1-14 in the last 15 playoff games he's coached. According to our research, that is REALLY REALLY bad.

So far this season Barry Zito has as many hits(3) as... wait for iiiit... Matt Kemp. #SFGiants #Dodgers

Game Day Gators! youtube.com/watch?v=HNo_hg…

Playoffs! Tomorrow night, 7pm, in the Swamp. SFSU vs. Cal State LA. Go Gators! #SFSU #GatorHoops

ESPN #6 Play of the Day. Gators!! youtube.com/watch?v=KKcz5X…

With the 199th pick in the draft, the New England Patriots select... this guy. Tom Brady at 2000 NFL Combine. #tbt »

Think I was that guy on the road today who was using my turn signal for a mile and never turned. Very disappointed in myself right now

Tape a cheetah to her back

Chipotle 4-5 times a week. U can't lose with that.

@JennaMarinaro12 so true. So true.

Going outside and forgetting where u parked; so you just stand there for 5 minutes thinking about it. #apartmentliving

The Voice of Cops, teachers, Fire Fighters and Nurses are Being Threatened. VOTE NO ON 32!!!!!! fb.me/1AB5JqqBV

In 100 Eastern Conf. playoff games, @KingJames has averaged 29.4 PPG. In 10 NBA #Finals games? 19.5 PPG » yfrog.com/11r6x7p