Phylicia Pearl Mpasi

@franklinleonard By Phylicia Production presents "How to be a Better White Person" so white people stop texting their black friends what to do. #BlackScreenwriters Congolese/black comedy writer @ATXFestival pitch finalist '19, Sundance episodic finalist. Samples available!

@AmericanAir “all we can offer is our apologies.” don’t fly with them. hard stop. @Delta i am sorry for every straying from you.

@AmericanAir Thank you for reaching out! I just sent you a message. And now I’m really peeved because the flight is even delayed and I would have been fine going through security. All because homegirl couldn’t work the kiosk. Insanity!

@phyliciapearl We always want your check-in to be a breeze, and its good to leave a bit of extra time for any wait during this busy travel season. DM your confirmation code, we'll review your details.

even when i try to give the benefit of the doubt, the name of the game is to never fly @AmericanAir incompetence across the board i’m SO mad. missed my flight because they “couldn’t find my reservation” only for it to be right there 1 min after baggage check in?! okay, jan.

i want a create show that snoop dogg watches high and asks to guest star on

@TheGrandeTop10 They forgot Phylicia Pearl Mpasi with her one iconic self-tape!

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Actors and Actresses who auditoned for each role in #Wicked A thread 🧵

@AmericanAir I hear that but it’s a lie every time. there’s ALWAYS room when the doors close. without fail. it just feels like punishment for those with a later boarding number. and the flight i was just on - the attendants got all the tags wrong, laughed and said “oh well.” come on y’all.

@phyliciapearl The seat map doesn't accurately reflect the tickets sold, rather the seats that have been assigned. Our gate team does their best to average the overhead bin space, asking customers to check their bags at times, to allow a smooth boarding process.

@ucancallmesis literally texted someone this the other day. should we pregame at junior’s

kinda wanna go to shubert alley just to get pushed out of the way during sunset boulevard to feel something

watching #thetonyawards makes me wanna be back on broadway

i need #joshuaboone to sing “woman is” from #lempicka about me.

and did.

I wanna be in a movie

okay update. is this a more accurate duel?

@Lin_Manuel can you chime in? who is who? i know you said jefferson was based off kendrick but the quickness and wit of the pen feels v hammy. and the low blows of jefferson feels v scorpio so drake (which i get it's me.) pls help. #DrakeVsKendrick

@ChelseaLeiannn CONGRATS!!!!!!

Big life update.

I been telling yall @KekePalmer and i are cousins. this is the proof. 🇨🇩 Congolese women for the win

lol at “actual”, I actually hate this race science you lot been going on about for 3 days, it’s giving Leopold. The initial response was a joke as well. Anyways , Keke Palmer is Congolese, look at those beautiful cheekbones, nose and lips and her thick hair, a 10/10 beauty 😍

sent you a private message

I HAVE BEEN DAISY. WE HAVE ALL BEEN DAISY. He gave her the date WHERE THEY COULDN'T TALK. woof. #TheBachelor

i had a dream i asked ben affleck if i could be his assistant and get his coffee and he said “no you don’t drink coffee” (true story) and then remembered that he received his academy award for argo (a fave of mine) from michelle obama and so now i have to work with him k bye.

i’m in taylor swift’s coven. i will now be getting what i want, winning awards, being loved by a man that’s in awe of me, and breaking records. amen.

watch me be the Black woman to win album of the year but with like a comedy folk pop album