Amphibious Pickle Farmer

@KwikTrip “Come on in”

i've been alive 25 years and still haven't found the right response for when someone knocks on the bathroom stall

@AWRHawkins Completely agree. Shoot to kill. 22 will do that, either with a well aimed shot or accuracy by volume.

@AWRHawkins Yes, neutralizing a target doesn’t always mean killing. You’re going to have every single person on here telling you that you NEED a higher caliber. But, a 22 is better than nothing.

Is .22 LR a legitimate self-defense round?

@AaronSiriSG @DrBobSears Completely unvaccinated child and he’s been sick twice in 3 years. Friend has a 4 year old, fully vaccinated and is sick 1-2 times a month. It’s not a coincidence.

Dr. Sears explains how his practice shifted from caring for vaccinated children who presented with more infections and other health issues to one where the majority of families no longer vaccinate—and where the children are almost never sick. @DrBobSears

@ThrillaRilla369 “Aks the guys acrost the street.”

What's a mispronounced word that makes somebody appear extremely uneducated

@DripPopPsycho Literally surrounded by blacks, if you get knocked out they will all jump in and stomp you to death.

Thats more embarrassing than losing

@GarandThumb1 500m, 5.56

What’s the furthest you have ever shot? What Firearm caliber was it?

@mark_slapinski War is the biggest money maker in the world. I’m not condoning it, just telling you the point.

I'm still confused What the hell was the point of starting a war with Iran?

@GavinNewsom Because he knows you will launder it.

Donald Trump is still REFUSING to release billions in fire disaster aid OWED to victims in California. Now he's doing the same to Democratic-led states while fast-tracking Republican-led ones. Americans deserve better than government by political retribution.

@Barkley_Tap Justin Herbert

Who deserves a Super Bowls win The Most?

@Jose_Mama69 @SleeperNFL @BoltUpYo Oh wow, a dude who is definitely going to be in the hall of fame for being an elite receiver for over a decade? In other news, fire burns.

@SleeperNFL @BoltUpYo Oh wow, a dude known for only running short routes has high receptions? In other news, water is wet.

Keenan Allen is the only WR in NFL history to have 3 games with 15+ REC. Different.

@heykayadams @NASCAR Lynyrd Skynyrd discography is the correct answer.

Making a @NASCAR playlist 🎵... What's the first song you'd add?

@fiago7 All of them. In-N-Out is practically the most inexpensive with the absolute most consistent quality. Depends on where you are in the country. Just don’t believe anybody when they say their state’s chain is better than In-N-Out, those people are objectively incorrect.

Okay, since I’m getting a ton of recommendations what burger to try as a German tourist, let’s settle this. What‘s the best burger place in the United States? 🍔🇺🇸

@HistoryWJacob LeBron definitely practices the 1st reason regularly.

Okay, since you asked, here’s my American opinion. Soccer will never be as popular in America as football for 3 reasons: 1. The Fake Injuries Players are incentivized to flop because the other team is more likely to get a penalty. In football, it is the opposite. If a player has a real injury, play toughs it out and plays through it, it is seen as heroic. Americans like toughness and grit. 2. Chance Goals Many goals are scored by chance as opposed to skill. The chaos at the net when the ball is near is remarkable. Defenders blocking the goalie’s line of sight. The ball bouncing and ricocheting off of random body parts often determines if the ball goes in the net or out of bounds. In football, there are some elements of chance, but because players are allowed to use their hands, the points are primarily scored based on skill. Less is left to chance. Americans like control. 3. Low Scoring In football, it is still challenging to score, but it happens much more often. Also, every play has a chance for gratification and excitement: a first down, a big catch, a big hit, a sack, an interception, etc American like constant excitement.

@FBallAnalysisYT Because they know he’s actually the best QB the league has seen in a decade and they don’t want to admit that.

Why is Justin Herbert at the top of everyone’s hate watch

@Barkley_Tap It is obviously LT. He was the best linebacker to ever play running back.

Who is the GREATEST running back in NFL history?

@fiago7 Gotta hit Texas, Tennessee, Colorado.

I‘ve visited Florida, New York, New Jersey, California & Illinois now. Which state should I explore next? 🇺🇸

@MLFootball @lexiosborne @packers_access @thewaynebreezie @TheRealCruzOx @KingOfPhinland @wufosports @Blitz_Burgh @ShaadMcGinnis @denbron77 Why the fuck is Philip Rivers not even on this list?

ALL IN THEIR PRIME… ONE HAS TO GO… WHO ARE YOU CUTTING?

@japan_nobunaga Nice try ATF.

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually own a gun? In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once. Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never. But online, every American just goes "oh, mine's in the nightstand" like it's a phone charger 🔌 So now I'm genuinely curious: What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got? Is this normal everywhere in the US? Or just some states?

@NFL_DovKleiman It’s literally his take because he is racist. He does not like white people. He’s very outspoken about not liking white people or their culture. If any of these QB’s were any other skin color, he would worship their records and glorify them.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Ryan Clark says that Tom Brady, Drew Brees and Peyton Manning were NOT generational quarterbacks. “I don't think Tom Brady, I don't think Drew Brees, I don't think Peyton Manning are generational talents.” One of the WORST takes ever 🤦‍♂️