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i love it when a professor will preface their class saying something like “this course will make us confront difficult truths”. what are the difficult truths? that you can’t make your wife orgasm??

Literally scared the piss out of me

Needing some good literature on financialization, AIDS, and the emergence of the gay consumer class. I feel like there’s not a lot of gay people my age who know when PrEP was even first available on the market.

Actually the Chicago boys were trade

The blaze pizza corporate playlist would go so hard if i was a 2015 hipster from Dallas

What’s a beef vagina?

Ppl on gay apps say shit like “I’m into passionate” like what do y’all think sex is, two mannequins stabbing each other?

@1ofun It must be said

God Kaiser Permanente really is a whole empire of capital conglomerations

Inbred whites have kind of a look to them

@ketaminebear Thought this clip was from Anora

BUT🫸 let me just say this ☝️

Job interviews to me feel a lot like that video of that one Australian guy struggling to damage control in a rap battle

@bugattihotty They’re all gentrifying off their parents’ blood money though

this is a friend group i can get behind (minus the 2 chops on the right)

That time when my rm sophomore year said he wanted to sublet the apartment because the space wasn’t “giving vibes anymore”

Didn’t expect to be eligible for jobs in emergency medical centers this year but here we are

The tiktokification of enya

Who Lives in a Pineapple: Bikini Bottom and the Subsea Mortgage Crisis

“Thank you guys for the work you do, you’re saving lives” and it was 100% pure k lmao

Bring back eurodanceeeeeee