pickuplines

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pickuplines

pickuplines

@pickuplines

Using unoriginal pick up lines anywhere I can.

At a bar. Katılım Aralık 2008
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pickuplines@pickuplines·
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet.
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Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered. Then I nail you. Sound good? 🔨🔩😉 #pickuplines
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pickuplines@pickuplines·
I last longer than a white crayon.
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Yeah babe, it's just like a milkshake. You gotta really suck hard for it to come out.
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pickuplines@pickuplines·
You must sell hot dogs 'cause you got my wiener to stand. #pickupline
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pickuplines@pickuplines·
Wanna play strip poker? You strip and I'll poke you.
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pickuplines@pickuplines·
Last one was, hey baby how about you get on your knees and smile like a donut. #mmmdonuts
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pickuplines@pickuplines·
Here's another emoji #pickupline: ⤵️😀🍩😮 Translation to come next tweet.
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pickuplines@pickuplines·
Emoji pickup line: 🚀🍑💨 Translation: Would you believe me if I told you I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore Uranus? #pickuplines
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pickuplines@pickuplines·
I'm not really a dick, but I can be one in you tonight.
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