pickuplines

I've proven to a lot that size doesn't matter. Guess what, it's your turn tonight. #doesitmatter #probablydoes #motionoftheocean

If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet.

Feel this shirt. It's boyfriend material. @pickuplines

You interested in a Handel-Crotch collaboration? #classicalmusic @pickuplines twitter.com/today_in_music…

@TweeterHandel hah brilliant!

But honey, if you don't want a gut, take it up the butt. #justthisonce #doesitcountasadiet

Don't worry honey as long as I have a face, you got a place to sit. #terriblepickupline #neverwithoutaseat

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered. Then I nail you. Sound good? 🔨🔩😉 #pickuplines

I put the STD in stud honey. #terriblepickuplines

You don't sweat much for a fat girl... #pickuplinesthatneverworks. Tweet at me awful lines that have been used on you.

I last longer than a white crayon.

You look almost as hot as my sister, but that's illegal... #worstpickuplines

Yeah babe, it's just like a milkshake. You gotta really suck hard for it to come out.

You must sell hot dogs 'cause you got my wiener to stand. #pickupline

Wanna play strip poker? You strip and I'll poke you.

Last one was, hey baby how about you get on your knees and smile like a donut. #mmmdonuts

Here's another emoji #pickupline: ⤵️😀🍩😮 Translation to come next tweet.

Emoji pickup line: 🚀🍑💨 Translation: Would you believe me if I told you I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore Uranus? #pickuplines

I'm not really a dick, but I can be one in you tonight.