Pierre Mares

@EJLantigua @erbetances Es Eloy Canel

@erbetances 👇

🌎🏛️ PAÍSES LATINOS CON JUGADORES EN EL SALÓN DE LA FAMA DE COOPERSTOWN 🇨🇺 Cuba — 7 (** incluye un premio Ford C. Frick) 🇵🇷 Puerto Rico — 6 🇩🇴 República Dominicana — 5 🇵🇦 Panamá — 2 🇻🇪 Venezuela — 1 🇪🇨 Ecuador — 1 ** 🇦🇷 Argentina — 1 ** ** Ford C. Frick Award, reconocimiento a narradores y comunicadores del béisbol.

I found condoms in my teenage daughter's room today I looked at the box and my heart sank "What are these?" I asked her "Papa it's not what you think" she turned red "What I think is these condoms were manufactured by an American conglomerate, and most likely are not EU certified" "But papa, we don't really use them... Jamal says he is allergic to latex anyway" Oh thank god I have never been proud of my little girl Even at 16 years old, she understands that EU standards exist for a reason That's the difference between European and American parenting right there We teach our children true moral values

@HamidAFD00 @josephMuztich @grok Roger that

@josephMuztich @grok x.com/i/status/20101…

Hey @grok please remove the photo of the book with the most contradictions

@irishwolf99 @Criminalsimpson And the award for Best Hardcore Thrash Metal goes to...Simpsons Christmas Boogie?

@Criminalsimpson Been on repeat all day in my house

@SanJoseSharks The present is teal

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! #TheFutureIsTeal

But y’all swear boycotting big companies “doesn’t work” Baby they pockets are HURTING 😭😭😭

Champions of the Pioneer League, straight outta Oakland! 🏆

OAKLAND FOREVER! CONGRATULATIONS, @OaklandBallers! #OaklandFirstAlways

For the first time in franchise history, the @OaklandBallers are your 2025 RedPocket Pioneer League Champions!

OAKLAND WE DID IT!!!! 🏆

@SomosAnalistas_ @ale_orvananos @ClaroSports

¡¡YA ES COMPLETAMENTE OFICIAL!! 🇲🇽🇵🇹 El acuerdo para que México juegue vs Portugal en el nuevo estadio azteca, está CERRADO. Veremos a Cristiano Ronaldo jugando por PRIMERA VEZ EN TIERRAS MEXICANAS 😍🐐 🗞️ @ale_orvananos @ClaroSports

¡SERÁ HISTÓRICO! 🤩🇲🇽 De confirmarse el México vs Portugal en el estadio Azteca, sería la PRIMERA VEZ que Cristiano Ronaldo juegue en tierras mexicanas Ese día se paraliza TODO MÉXICO para ver jugar a NUESTRO ÍDOLO, CRISTIANO RONALDO!!

Welcome back to Before They Were Famous. We all know Rainier Wolfcastle is the star of the blockbuster McBain movies, but here's his first appearance in a commercial in his native Austria...

@neekolul @IAMTOMMACDONALD

THE DEVIL IS A DEMOCRAT🔥 Imagine how mad the left would be if this went #1. Download: geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-d…

Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

@simpsons_DG Start inhalin', Waylon.

"But isn't marijuana, or 'dope,' illegal?" "Only for those who enjoy it. Medical use of marijuana is legal in this state. We'll also provide you with a prescription bong... Do you want the wizard or the skull?"

Get that cat out of the way!

Sin palabras…

@ElUnico5223 @AllFutbolMX

@AllFutbolMX Mexico vs Portugal World Cup final 👀 Portugal won the Nations league Mexico won the Gold Cup

Manchester United’s Bruno Fernandes with the new Mexico Total 90 remake jersey by Nike. 😮‍💨👕 🇲🇽🤝🏼🇵🇹

@timwmo @Bubblebathgirl @GavinNewsom

@Bubblebathgirl @GavinNewsom Remember when Don junior left his wife and five kids for Gavin Newsom’s sloppy seconds.

Of course I condemn any assault on law enforcement, you shit poster. Now do Jan 6.