Hayden Pike

@HarrisDCens Are you dying?

Good morning! A cardiologist visit to make sure the old ticker is still working. 😌

@hckeymamma I’m not 😝

The kids are sick again 😣

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@EricBennett1978 RIGHT!! Have you heard that it takes firefighters longer to open a cyber truck in an emergency because of how the metal is made?!

@pikeispeak Also, not very kid friendly!

@ReallyTheSasha @8Rozanov1 Yeah I’m aware. There’s not a single person who hasn’t said I’m some sort of hideous abomination since I posted these 👍🏻 but thanks for the comment

@pikeispeak @8Rozanov1 I can speak from experience, you cannot beat him 🫪

Okay. @8Rozanov1

@ilyaplays81 🙃

Why is Hayden P*ke thirst trapping on the tl

@ReallyTheSasha @8Rozanov1 He started it. Competitive ass

@pikeispeak @8Rozanov1 What is happening with you and Ilya??

@IlyaRozanov1NHL I’ll never say it to him but I kind of regret dropping my glove

@pikeispeak That was very funny to watch

PFP vs a selfie I took after our win tonight (I had nothing to do with it and was in all honesty on the bench the entire time after trying to punch Marleau and falling flat on my face)

@ciffymarleau_17 Is this you admitting your a bottom

goodnight. gonna go get put through a mattress now

@shnehollander24 @8Rozanov1 Hey

@pikeispeak @8Rozanov1 Hi

Okay. @8Rozanov1

@shnehollander24 @8Rozanov1 No?

@pikeispeak @8Rozanov1 Please stop this.

@shnehollander24 SAYS THE STUD RIGHT HERE

@pikeispeak HOT

@ShanesProstate I’m feeling harassed

Top ten things that never happened

Hi

I can’t believe this I what went viral and not #hollanpikes baby

Ilya Rozanov has officially offered to be me and @shnehollander24 babies gods father!