bailey

I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook and I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

@meowatted thank you i love you

@pilledbailey I do

i think the stripper loves me

the right people will not make you regret your softness

@egghead671 that’s the question

@pilledbailey Does they?

that was you once believe it or not

@guynamedtate please stop subtweeting me

i hope your bum ass bf stays unemployed i hope you stay his girlfriend bc he hates commitment even though yall are 40 i hope you begin taking antipsychotics i hope you experience humility i hope you quit & no one reaches out i hope you get a fucking grip

@egghead671 it was a test

@pilledbailey You texted me first this morning??????

LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE

lol

STOP GETTING ENGAGED

How silly of me to forget that As long as I have myself I have someone

so so so so so so so so so embarrassing

@jonahzgold delete this

@pilledbailey remember when you dislocated your knee at junior year homecoming to the song 3005 by Childish Gambino? Bro that shit was sooooo funny me and the whole squad were laughing when the gym got evacuated

blow your head smoove off

not even 10 minutes