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Fun game, which one is your toddler? Mine’s easily The Dude 💯

SHOW US THE DASH BONG share.google/OsZJ2HNz8zQZBX…

What an actual hero!!! Imagine selling out your whole town for $26M

We have to start punched mfers square in their Meta glasses. Government drone ass snitches

Everyone’s missing the real story here. Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses need human data annotators to train the AI. When you say “Hey Meta” and ask the glasses to analyze something, that video gets sent to Meta’s servers, then routed to Sama, a subcontractor in Nairobi, Kenya. Workers there manually label objects in your footage. They see everything you recorded, intentionally or not. 7 million pairs sold in 2025 alone. Every single pair generates training data that flows through human eyes in Kenya. Workers told Swedish journalists they see people undressing, using bathrooms, having sex, and accidentally filming bank card details. One worker said “we see everything, from living rooms to naked bodies.” Meta’s automatic face anonymization is supposed to protect people in the footage. Workers say it fails in certain lighting. Faces that should be blurred are sometimes fully visible. The person you recorded without knowing? A stranger in Nairobi can identify them. Buried in Meta’s terms of service is one sentence doing enormous legal work: the company reserves the right to conduct “manual (human) review” of your AI interactions. That’s the legal cover for routing intimate footage from Western homes to a $2/hour labor force operating under NDAs, office surveillance cameras, and a strict no-questions policy. Workers say if you raise concerns about what you’re seeing, you’re fired. This is the same company, Sama, that TIME exposed in 2023 for paying Kenyan workers $2/hour to label graphic content for OpenAI while being billed at $12.50/hour per worker. Workers described the experience as torture. Sama ended that contract, then pivoted to labeling Meta’s glasses footage. Same workforce. Same rates. Meta markets these glasses as “designed with your privacy in mind.” The privacy design is a tiny LED light on the frame that most people don’t notice. The data pipeline behind it routes your bedroom footage to a contractor with a documented history of worker exploitation, failed anonymization, and union-busting lawsuits. And the next generation of these glasses? Meta is planning to add facial recognition. The same system that can’t reliably blur faces in training data wants to start identifying them on purpose. The LED light on the frame is doing about as much for your privacy as the terms of service nobody reads.

I made a frozen pizza and my kid just said “I like it but I don’t like it, but I’ll have another piece.. The crust is really good.” 🥲

The tables do be turning

Why would the man with a rubber face get Botox 😭😭😭 they reprogrammed him real good

Israel bombing another country on SHABBAT proves they are Canaanites.

Hey Celine, uh, what the fuck?

Everyone who believed in pizzagate in 2020 is not shocked at all about Epstein’s emails. Isaac Kappy had already told us

Not this whole documentary being promo for S25 🙃 #ANTM

So you can’t have an alarm on your phone that just plays a song anymore?

“Just do a couple backflips!!” -me watching the winter Olympics

Esoteric schizophrenics proven right once again that words are spells and let you manifest your own reality

This is all I want. The idea of the little internal courtyard, loved it everywhere I've seen it

Omg she’s wearing the Fortnite hair/glasses combo style!! 😍😎🤩

Dirty Jew commercial was craaaazy work and then whiplashed to a talking toilet yeah they knew what they were doing

It's better than that. The full moon was on February 1st, so it's a perfectly-aligned calendar month with a perfect lunar alignment as well.

@CerezaSunshyne Yes! I was so confused 😂

Okay. But has your hired NPC ever clutch a win for you?

NO MARKED CAR, NO UNIFORM, NO BADGE, NO FACE…. this is absolutely indefensible. Point blank