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Turkatron the Henchman

@pinchependeja

I am a Henchman. There are many like me but this one is me. Podawful is my best friend. It is my life. Leadership giver.

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Turkatron the Henchman@pinchependeja·
Predictions for the rest of 2026. -Aliens, the galactic federation -Santa Cruz joker, pregnant?! -Hujan will stream -Ruphio Pheonix, the rule That is all
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Goof Henchman@Goof_McGoof·
I honestly don’t know what he could possibly mean by this. Nobody even knows what his views on religion are and the sektur has nothing to do with religious beliefs.
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Turkatron the Henchman@pinchependeja·
When I decide to finish my MershxRoyce slashfic, this is the scene where I will intersperse lyrics from “Leave (Get Out)” by JoJo (he’s an oldhead girly) as he tweets this.
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This some bullshit fr
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Beardson 28@BeardsonBeardly·
the Beardson curse, while not as powerful as the Groyper curse, is still very potent.
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Turkatron the Henchman@pinchependeja·
@TritonNot @nicholasdeorio He blocked me because I asked about how he got friend-zoned on Twitter. I just don’t understand how it couldn’t be if his friend immediately made it clear they were not dating as soon as he posted the image.
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PODAWFUL™ @PODAWFUL·
PFFFFFFFfffffff......
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I CUCKED MERSH: Icedanc3r Memorial Day w/ @TheRalphRetort - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO109 podawful.com/posts/2653 I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan Ralph cuck Mersh, but Mersh is officially a PENTACUCK. Icedanc3r is now leaving him for one of Mersh's best friends, Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh is finding out live as Nightwave Radio goes on air. PLUS: Ralph helps measure Comedy Shaman, we reveal the other two mystery bulls, and who gets to keep the Nintendo Switch? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we go over Mersh's single guy cuck cruise, the terrible wrestling show hosted by Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh's live meltdown, only in the PIZZA FUND: podawful.com/posts/2654 VIDEO: youtube.com/live/JPZYuFiAu… Buy A Shirt: awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

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Turkatron the Henchman@pinchependeja·
@PODAWFUL @PAHenchman Was this all “kayfabe” or is he producing an episode of Jenny Jones (the one where the gay guy reveals his crush on his straight friend)?
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PODAWFUL™ @PODAWFUL·
MANDICULAR DOWN! BUTT SEXTON BUTTMOGGED OFFLINE! VRILLIUM DEAD!
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PODAWFUL™ @PODAWFUL·
the sektur and the dabbleverse have been officially replaced with the Gooniverse™ please update your progrums
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Horrid Handle@horridhandle·
@PODAWFUL Why do all of these guys do the whole "Professor Content" bit when they are all essentially Comedy Shaman-level?
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