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See eh, there was a time I wanted to break up with my wife when we were dating. This was around 2019. She was beautiful quite alright, but not as beautiful as she looks now in this picture. She was much more darker, didn’t dress so well as I thought I would have liked. What was the main reason I wanted to breakup? It was because of the kind of girls I saw on instagram. Pretty dress to kill baddies on instagram. Those were the kind of girls I said I wanted to go for. Forgetting that those girls only post their best pictures, edits and makeup. It was a discussion with a friend that saved me. He said, “when you make enough money, turn your babe into the instagram standard you want”. That was it. Now I have the most naturally beautiful woman you can find, and she is everything a wife should be. Not these dragon feminists around. I thank God everyday that I didn’t make that foolish mistake. Young men looking to get married, you can go for looks oh, but it is not the ultimate. Money will bring out that beauty in your woman.

Not judging at all but cutting tubes feels a tiny bit extreme, no? 😅 If men are that unbearable, you could simply not have sex with them. Revolutionary concept called celibacy zero chance of pregnancy, very low maintenance,and no surgical appointments required. simple,effective.

define “locked in”

See time wey this girl dey talk Goodnight💔

Thick tea or light tea ?

Sorry about your experience. 119,000 for consultation with gynecologist is ridiculous. Something that is just 30k at Marie Stopes 😭. Even registration fee is just 5000 naira and their service and care is amazing. I wish more people knew about them.

ordered food for just myself and they sent 3 forks