skittles

my family tried Korean corn dogs for my brothers birthday and none of them liked them because they were to sweet and im the only one who ate them.#fat

having the sleepy after jerking off gene instead of the guilty after jerking off gene >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

its their day

@whythough120 @AbortionChat they could have been before they got together btw

@AbortionChat Did you ever tell your best friend that you fucked her man and aborted his kid?

I handled the outcome - by having an abortion 😘 Weep more, dude. It’s hilarious.

i refuse to make macaroni sounds for a nigga w no cheese

been ordering from door dash every day lately

aborting my baby because he gave me bad vibes at the ultrasound

@aniveddramalove @alimahtoxic Not if there spreading the legs open on a nice summer day for that breeze to come up there skirt

@pineapplexringz @alimahtoxic Now that's what I was thinking but it still can't reach the clit.. there are layers to it...

So I have a random question: Mosquito bites always itch like crazy. What if one bit you right on your clit? Would the area itch intensely, and could scratching it actually lead to an orgasm?

@aniveddramalove @alimahtoxic they could be wearing a skirt and no underwear and the freaky mosquito just wanders on up. who knows

@alimahtoxic How is the mosquito getting to clit. You are outside with your clit out.?

@inuyarasha_ these are so fucking good i forgot they existed

this is what new zealand considers a donut btw

me asf

this song will always be iconic