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this physics shit is boring as hell

sometimes i just repost things by accident and surprise myself later with what i find

losing interest in activities that i typically enjoy

there's no problem in my life that an evening walk to the grocery store can't fix

Julian Casablancas the type of guy to grab his own hips while making out with a girl

one of the fondest memories of my adult life was the day i adopted my cat. i buckled her carrier into my passenger seat, pulled out of the animal shelter's lot, and had a cinematic moment where i said "well kitty. it's just you and i now." and then i promptly hit a curb.

my mom called to ask me what i wanted for christmas and i had to pretend to think about it before earnestly answering "paper towels"

nobody talks about how hard it is to look your cat in the eye and deny them even the tiniest sip of your dr. pepper. darling, i love you. you're my best friend. but there is only one type of dr. i am trying to see today and it's not the veterinarian.

adopting a cat is the best choice i've ever made. i'll be wallowing in my ever-present melencholia and she'll be like "okay that's great but i'm gonna need to play mouse with you immediately" and through my tears and despair, i'll be like "alright yeah let's play mouse"

two weeks ago i got my first ever ticket in a trader joe's parking lot. it's absurd. would you ticket a star for being in the sky? a bird for being in it's nest?

the doctor diagnosed me with a case of the mondays. it sounds pretty serious.

failed a phishing test on my first day in the office

wait i mistyped cause i tweeted so early in the morning. i got dumped on april fools day. not valentine’s day. objectively funnier.

facebook marketplace will have me going into random people's basements in the middle of cornfields with very little discretion because my hunger for weird eclectic furniture knows no bounds

today i drove an hour to a random town in wisconsin to buy a tiny foosball table that i found on facebook marketplace. i'm gonna use it as a coffee table. tomorrow at work when people ask me how my weekend was i'm just gonna say "it was fine" .

ok so i just learned that my linkedin page viewing feature wasn’t turned off 😊🩷 sorry everyone!

what it feels like to wake up to a multitude of "thank you for applying. we regret to inform you that we have decided to pursue other candidates at this time" emails on a monday morning

the first month after heartbreak leaves you convinced you're never gonna get through it. the second month you're a shell of yourself but also euphoric and also crushed. the third month is becoming the corniest version of yourself and reconnecting with nature.

so apparently the normal amount of blood to cough up every morning is none. i think i just won the internet.

i'm bored, i think i'm gonna go engage with all the phishing scams i've been emailed

burning the midnight oil thinking about all the roads not taken instead of moving forward on the road i chose