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Schteeve

@pipecamp

Don't go to hell, we're just starting lunch.

London Katılım Şubat 2009
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Early rounds of MasterChef are becoming too refined. I want to see some deluded slop merchant deliver some inedible shite.
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Billie@Billie_T·
I’ll be honest, the prospect of spurs needing 1 point from two games to stay up is absolutely terrifying
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William Osula. What a player. Spurs legend.
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Beat Camberwell pubs, lads? (Don't say The Camberwell Arms)
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Ooooo we need another title after winning a million of them. Grow up. Everyone can go back to not giving a fuck about Scottish football now at least.
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Football is shit
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Guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting
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Your boyfriend just asked if I fancied going for 'experimental crafts' at the Guinness brewery in Covent Garden.
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Hi @metpolice my Scottish and Canadian housemates are playing anti-English songs in the living room.
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A fellow line manager gave an exec the week off during a product launch as he's proposing to his girlfriend. I would have denied this request. Grow up and stop being so selfish.
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He's going to order a pint. Get the people in front of him to order 4 different cocktails and a hot drink.
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Out in Paris: "Alright mate, are you showing Hornchurch Vs Torquay United?" Barman: "Say less"
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@mcandidate Almost spat out my pint of 'Take a Mate' after reading this.
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Aidan James@mcandidate·
new 'armed with chopsticks like a drummer at a Led Zeppelin concert' just dropped
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Incredible review
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Just remembered Liverpool fans saying Chatelet was a no-go area in Paris.
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Thomas Gorton@AngstromHoot·
Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
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