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@NatlToday grain

International Day of Happiness. What's making you happy today? Drop it below. Big or small—it all counts. 😊

normal people: hi that one autistic friend you try to ignore: so the whole premise is like they're trying to get a show at the rivoli

Being cosmically validated by this prediction more and more with each passing day

Would you rather Ask for help or Kill yourself

Like two ships that crash directly into each other killing everyone in the night

grown ass man feeling sad

𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘛𝘰 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘳 𝘙𝘰𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘐𝘯 16 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 It's inevitable that you will be impaled by a rod of rebar on May 27th, 2042, killing you within minutes. Here's how you can face, and even embrace, that moment with dignity

This screenshot alone is an absolute all-timer

@kathsox My brain is the size of a walnut please be nice this is all I have

@pipecork connections … child’s play no disrespect

people love to talk abt how intense it is to do a crossword in pen but no one ever talks about finishing crosswords in record time after 4 beer shots

@The_Money_Buddy Time for sports gambling and various glues methinkins

A guy I know is 35. He has: • $150k in his 401k • $40k in savings • No other investments He’s wondering if he’s behind. What would you tell him?

Pretty cold fuckin night to be alone out here dog

@mags_mclaugh Unbelievable dad power move

One time my dad was visiting me in dc and I took him to try it. He then left and I called him about an hour later to make sure he was out of the beltway traffic. He did not leave. He was back at the restaurant, alone, eating a second lunch. The power of Ethiopian food

@jackcalifano Waking up and realizing it got dark out? that's what we call the devil's nap

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Over the course of several weeks I've been repeatedly asking someone on fb marketplace if their item is still available and they finally just heart reacted my last message. how do I interpret that. just sell me your shit man

@stefanboesen Awesome work dude! I have a fondness for exploits that leverage unicode, like it feels almost like a magic trick to hide a payload in the written word

Every LLM inherits a 35-year-old Unicode footgun. 4,174 code points designed to be "ignored" in 1991 are now "executed" in 2026. I mapped the full taxonomy of invisible characters that sneak past visual security checks 👇

@onrk1n @aldentemaggi2 @blublubluberri lol

@aldentemaggi2 @blublubluberri mandela effect

A man just told me that ‘karl marx executed thousands’ and i laughed so he told me to google it

@drethelin sure. if you're a coward

one of the rare images you should NOT send to your girlfriend titled "us"

new york city is amazing because where else in the world can you get a personality disorder

@MookalH the same reversal on the meaning of an idiom happened with saying someone is "the Lance Armstrong of [skill]"

i think its funny that a phineas and ferb joke can globally change the meaning of the phrase "if i had a nickel" from "this has happened to me so many fucking times" to "this thing has coincidentally occurred a few times"