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enforcing reality on my girlfriend

learning the proper tense for twitter

learning the grammar

is drunk on popsicles

@mitchellvii @jennaellis An amoral society doesn't work? Explain the 1980s!

Free oral contraceptives should be available to every woman of child-bearing years in America. This could eliminate the need for PP. @JennaEllis ow.ly/TapU30qTuQa

@luinalaska Minecraft. We're talking about Minecraft, right? #Minecraft #WrongRoom

@munafoiii @bobpockrass @NASCARONFOX Of course it does, we live in the Matrix, and everything is photoshopped... that rope, me, you, your family, everything!!! Everytime I die, I just Crtl-Z that shit. You should try it.

Photo of the garage pull rope tied like a noose from the Bubba Wallace garage Sunday: #nascar @NASCARONFOX

"How long before we start thinking about sacrificing people, you think?" A week? Not sure I would have won that bet.

I am using Twitter under duress! Are you happy?