Lisa Gsell

@catherine_6907 @0nlyk1tt3n I did that to my two kids when they went in a gas station/store. I just moved to the doors on the opposite side. They were stunned for a few minutes.

Gosh dad, just play along. They thought it was funny which is all that matters, really.

@GoodNewsMVT Way to go. Congratulations

"My daughter had the most genuine reaction when I told her I passed my nursing exam and became a nurse."

@Nolongerdeluded @FFT1776 I found one of my ex-boyfriend trying to empty his bladder. The issue was that he was in the closet

@FFT1776 1: My alcoholic violent first hubby one night got up to go toilet couldn’t open the door as handle was on the other side so pissed in the corner, then tried for ages to get back into bed but couldn’t (bed was in the mirror) he ended up sleeping on floors

🚨NOT Everything STAYS in VEGAS!🤣 Wife filmed her husband’s final night in Vegas. He’s so hammered he’s fighting his own shoes! AND … It keeps getting better all the thru the end!🍸 Don’t blink!👇🏻🤣

@heavensbvnny I got written up when I was a school lunch lady. When I bought a couple of kids a meal. I had to quit before I got fired because I wasn’t going to stop

Old lady in my neighbourhood is a lunch lady and today she told me: “I see what kids eat. More importantly, I see what they don’t eat. There’s a boy in grade 4… sweet kid. Always wears the same oversized hoodie. Every day for two weeks, he’d open his lunchbox, look inside, and then close it. He’d tell his friends, ‘I’m not hungry today.’ But I heard his stomach growl from the serving line. The box was empty. I didn’t want to embarrass him. Kids can be cruel. So, I started a ‘game.’ I walked by his table and said loudly, ‘Oh shoot…’ I made way too many grilled cheese sandwiches today. If nobody eats these, I have to throw them in the trash. Who can help me out?" His eyes lit up. He raised his hand slowly. I gave him two. And an apple. And a chocolate milk. "You're doing me a huge favor," I whispered. Now, every day, he comes to the counter to check if I made "mistakes." I make a mistake every single day. And I always will.”

@WeThePe94495877 @MbarkCherguia Snap typically doesn’t allow purchases of hot food

🚨Sam's Club chaos: Woman grabs EVERY SINGLE rotisserie chicken in the store – leaves NONE for anyone else 😱🍗 Is this straight-up selfish... or just "first come, first serve"?

@ducksmith58 @awkwardgoogle I hate that part of getting your eyes checked

@awkwardgoogle But how do they choose 1....... or 2? 1.......or 2?🤷🏻‍♂️🤔

Who in the heck are these people ❤️

@Strictlyirene They were doing this 40 years ago when my son was in daycare

Their teacher took them for a walk and tied them up so they wouldn't get lost. Right or Wrong?

@TrumpsHurricane By the time that breakfast is done and on the table there is no bacon to be eaten

What do you do with leftover bacon ??

@Be_Believing Wow

She really made a Demogorgon in a pop-up book.

@ElinaMia34 Happy birthday

@MAGAVoice Yes

Do you support President Trump requiring all SNAP recipients to prove they are searching for a JOB ? YES or NO ?

@ThrillaRilla369 He is not lying

My grandpa told me that in the old days, TV channels would stop broadcasting around midnight. They'd play the national anthem and then go completely off air until morning. Is that real, or is he messing with me?