Pitflaps

Can you block *every* ad or...do you win a prize when you hit a certain number? Surely there's a finite number of URLs? Anyone remember Twello? Hootsuite? - coincidentally when this all went to shit

I log on after 2 years and still have 1400 "followers". Whatever the definition of baited breath is, you guys have it in spades or bonemeal or...something

Horner trying to put his arm round Geri like a drunk 16 year old at the school disco trying to get off with the girl he's had his eye on since the 3rd grade who's secretly a lesbian #SaudiArabianGP📷

I don't know what's more depressing: the whole Horner debacle or the fact I'm sympathetic with a wife beater trying to get rid of him #SaudiArabianGP📷

Geri Halliwell very much rocking the Lidl Princess Leia look #SaudiArabianGP📷

Aston should get a good result here, I reckon #F1Sprint #BelgianGP

Remember when Bernie said that all race tracks should be indoors? They said he was mad. Now they just say he's a c #F1Sprint #BelgianGP

I've seen jet-skiers refuse to compete in easier conditions than this #F1Sprint #BelgianGP

Why is everyone going along with this? #F1Sprint #BelgianGP

I'm really glad I rushed home from the world sock drawer organising championship for this #f1 #HungarianGP #SkyF1

OR put a puppy on the track limits boundary. One or the other #skyf1 #f1 #HungarianGP

Here's a radical idea: forget track limits completely. Fuck it: faster over the kerb, across the grass, via the gravel? I'd pay to see that; If it's the fastest way everyone will do it & it's a level playing field. Has to be better than this frigging Bingo red card bollocks #f1

Actually the shepherd's pie analogy is a good one for the Sky F1 commentary. I fucking *hate* shepherd's pie #skyf1 #f1 #HungarianGP

FML this commentary. When will it stop? How long is Sky's contract for? "End the suffering!!!!" #skyf1 #f1 #HungarianGP

I haven't seen this much errant dangerous parking since I went to a Weatherspoons car park #MonacoGP #f1

Horner's face gone full lemon-suck for Perez' performance #MonacoGP #f1

That's what happens when Aston Martin employ someone with no experience #MonacoGP #f1

Every year: the race where you realise your mates who wonder why you watch this shit might have a point #MonacoGP #f1

For reference, Sainz loves Oklahoma though #MonacoGP #f1

Stroll now describing the relationship with his dad #MonacoGP #f1