aspen.

spreading a rumor that garcia is an npc and her spawn point is the elevator

mental health is very important guys

my ankles wont stop cracking. surely this is nothing that i need to worry about.

challenge rejected #quitter #nothanks

@lethaltrial maybe some other time. wow, you're a saint. didn't know you had so much of a soft side!

@pittsideangel yeah, you should join me. if they were lucky enough to make it out alive, it’s ‘cause i let them. if that’s not sweet i don’t know what is.

aspen that emoji is ugly BTW.

@lethaltrial can i count on it for this shift? just one? please..?

@pittsideangel i wouldn’t count on it.

hope you're all staying out of medical emergencies 🙏

@lethaltrial yeah, not in yours. sounds nice though :/ yeah? that why youve got me stitching up your messes in the er?

@pittsideangel you must be living in a different world, then. yeah. i’m a sweet guy.

@splitarget ?

@pittsideangel ?

so what ive learned is that i can never win with you people

@lethaltrial i dont think thats how the world works 🙁 i guess thats nice. 🫤🫤🫤

@pittsideangel you’ll feel a lot better once you accept it. because it’s ugly. but if it makes you happy, then i don’t hate it.

@lethaltrial ❤️

@pittsideangel oh brother.

@splitarget i cant

@pittsideangel what’s confusing?

@pittsideangel i like this better.

suck it, losers. 🫪

@lethaltrial WHAT? i have NO clue where youd get an idea like that!

@pittsideangel you have a flair for the dramatic, y’know that?

@lethaltrial that is not true, but im sure youd like to think it is. plus, why would you say its ugly if you dont hate it?

@pittsideangel i’m always right, aspen— and i never said i hated it, just that it’s ugly. which it is.

@splitarget ?

@splitarget i thought new york was a nice place full of gay people and musical theater and parades and shit, but i guess youre from the no fun neighborhood 😒

@pittsideangel have you seen the city we live in.

@splitarget you are all miserable

@pittsideangel yes.