christine🦂

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I’ve never seen someone so happy to shoot a college student with a grenade launcher

@erebuspalooza fried nut because i had to use plan b #kitchencels

@pixeldilf Jokes on you bitch I was all the way in the back

The last time I went to see a Nolan movie was when I had to take a plan B for the first and only time after a hookup and I went to go see Oppenheimer in a PACKED movie theater with -no ac -no carbonation in my soda

@erebuspalooza he’s gay?

@pixeldilf Bro hasn’t gotten laid since Oppenheimer came out

If Mark Wahlberg was on Odysseus’ ship it wouldn’t have went down like it did

odyssey filmini izlemeden önce okumanız gereken kitaplar

Ada wong #ResidentEvilㅤ

Evening selfie #ResidentEvilㅤ

didn’t know these mini music videos were even possible in Fortnite. now I’ve seen Bruce Wayne lip syncing to 6 different songs

@zimzalabitchs unc

why do i have an uncharted save game dated january 1, 1970 😭

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

@yencirilla this is how she’s dressed at her kids school pickup line

it’s really really serious.

the 3 finger pet… are we sure nolan didn’t also end up on circe’s island

@lesbiancarlos what if mithan was miithan and everything was the same but ethan was a mii

no valeveira👎👎

quiet morning somewhere in spain #aeon

Reunion 💕 #Aeon #ResidentEvil4remake

The Odyssey (Christopher Nolan,2026)