Pixelishious

boomer rant but first graders do not need to be taking tests on chrome books

Now that Homelander is immortal, apart from me, who else here can take him down?

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When you’re about to cross the street:

what even is the best mascot horror game

🏆 The category is: Upcoming Most Anticipated MAJOR Mascot Horror Releases. Which one are you most excited for and planning to play? 🔥

this is such a turnoff, just build it into your price

The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons: -Too many cheese references (in a world of mice) -You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise) -There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons) -Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema) -There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter) -The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon) This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.