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I wish I was a battlebot fighting for my life in the arena

@rustbeltenjoyer my torso circulating transit twitter will always make me giggle

@UPS I did and have received no help??

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no longer need a lobotomy, mitski’s my love mine all mine has completely decimated me past the point of return

fountain as a safe bike connection is such a joke

like there were some really funny bits in this book I won’t lie and say I never did an audible cackle, but does that outweigh the other 100+ pages of annoyance? no!!

avoided reading anything from pynchon bc I read 2pgs of GR and wanted to k*ll myself but just finished crying of lot 49 and now I feel justified saying I don’t like pynchon’s writing & I am 100% confident that men claiming they love his work are just trying to be edgy!!

any tips for holding onto the will to live? 🤠

can’t climb can’t bike can’t dance can’t move my body in any meaningful or positive way — I am merely a hobbling vessel for capitalism to exploit so I can use over half my monthly pay toward rent

her handlebars are orange now ft @pixlerrr

@naddtwnkkII @shirtsthtgohard this isn’t the original shirt link! you can buy the shirt and support the nonprofit @streetsforall that made it at streetsforall.org/merch

HOLY SHIT FINALLY THANK GOD

when I tell people i’m a leo this is what I mean

my biggest slay is that i’ve never seen fight club but i’ve seen bottoms and now that is MY fight club

bike boys >:)

it's my birthday tomorrow and god is giving me California's first hurricane in 80 years. a sick gift would be donating to a local mutual aid helping unhoused people with shelter and support this weekend, here are a bunch of venmo handles <3

i love my boy

if ur not on bookshelf.town what are you doing

back on twitter just to say I just saw these gorgeous ducks?? they make cow ducks now!!!?

I keep trying to tell myself I don’t have a gluten intolerance and then I have 2 bites of a flour tortilla and i’m in excruciating pain, nauseous, hovering over the toilet bowl to throw up

SCOTUS deciding that it’s legal to discriminate against gay people has me thinking about Barney’s Beanery, the West Hollywood chili restaurant to at had this sign above the bar for decades. 🧵 1/x