Sauce Pizzapocked

Agree

The liquid

@bee_bimbo_ I have a bomb strapped to my chest

Every time someone walks slowly in front of me I take ten years off their lifespan with my powers

Shoutout yogurt

Wendy’s baconator liquified my intestine

Calling my son Champ but short for Champagne

Faded off the Tylenol cold and flu 🫣🤧

I love taking a leap of faith (going somewhere with no money to get home) and the universe (my friend) provides answers (spare change for the bus) ✨💖

Y’all already know what’s about to go down 😈😈

Yall ever see your cat curled up minding their own business on ur bed and gotta resist the urge to jump on them fnaf foxy style

Happy #LunarNewYear #newyearnewme #slitherysnakeboy

I try and follow my heart but that mf is chatty and kinda just screams incoherently most of the time

@bee_bimbo_ I will watch it with u and no one else 🤝

Can we talk about that one scene in elf where he starts singing with her in the shower because I would actually just kill myself if that happened to me

In a bad way

@bee_bimbo_ One day 🙏 #believe

Quit your job

Boarder patrol: got anything to declare? Suspiciously cone shaped blanket: