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THE ONLY GOOD ACCOUNT ON HERE 💯💯💯💯💯

Outside your window Katılım Mayıs 2019
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Every time someone walks slowly in front of me I take ten years off their lifespan with my powers
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Wendy’s baconator liquified my intestine
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Calling my son Champ but short for Champagne
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Faded off the Tylenol cold and flu 🫣🤧
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I love taking a leap of faith (going somewhere with no money to get home) and the universe (my friend) provides answers (spare change for the bus) ✨💖
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Y’all already know what’s about to go down 😈😈
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Yall ever see your cat curled up minding their own business on ur bed and gotta resist the urge to jump on them fnaf foxy style
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I try and follow my heart but that mf is chatty and kinda just screams incoherently most of the time
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Can we talk about that one scene in elf where he starts singing with her in the shower because I would actually just kill myself if that happened to me
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Boarder patrol: got anything to declare? Suspiciously cone shaped blanket:
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