The way I’ll go ghost on @domohhh but then blow her up as soon as I wake up is my specialty
I blew up her phone already but she hasn’t replied so let’s try a tweet
My favorite thing is when the gym is full of all these (new) personal trainers and they try to sell me their program
Meanwhile my OLD trainer just looks at me and laughs
These bitches don’t know I’ve been going to this same gym for 3 years 🤣