Paul Sherman

stupidest. Timeline. ever

A dog’s mind is cleaner than a human’s

If I've learned one thing in my 57 years on the planet, it's this: Always pick up Maliwan loot

I've never taught anything for #generalassembly . Why do I appear on their site as if I'm an instructor? generalassemb.ly/instructors/pa… Hey GA - take it down.

That moment when you realize there’s no such thing as a bad #rtj song.

#RussianAsset @TuckerCarlson seems a little more squeaky than usual. I think he’s nervous.

Magpies evidently understand opsec. abc.net.au/news/2022-02-2…

I've never seen video of the Milky Way taken from a moving spacecraft before. Until now. Thank you scientists for making this possible. space.com/amp/sun-corona… #space #parkersolarprobe #milkywaygalaxy

There is so much wrong with this I don’t know where to start. theverge.com/2021/6/17/2253…

Just read #signalapp's response to a subpoena. Privacy is now a competitive differentiator. I would pay $$$ to @signalapp , @DuckDuckGo, etc. for secure, private communications, search, etc. Enjoy the read. signal.org/bigbrother/cen…

Most popular sentence of 2020: "Can you hear me?" Second most popular sentence: "[Name], you're muted."

Today's autocorrect fail: "crapton" >> "caption". I guess I should add crapton (as in "That is a crapton of dirty dishes I left out for myself last night") to my spellcheck.

Thank god or whatever for Jeff Tweedy and his family.

“You always think that evil is going to come from movie villain evil, and then you’re like — oh no, evil can just start with bad jokes and nihilistic behavior that is fueled by positive reinforcement on various platforms.” - Andrew Gauthier nytimes.com/2021/01/10/bus…

Spellcheck needs to back the duck off and stop trying to bowdlerize my goshdarn writing.

Otherwise known as just another Monday in 2020.

The Macbook #touchbar is mostly bad. All it does is slow me down and force me to look at it instead of mashing key combinations without a glance. I can see a few edge cases where it would be useful. But overall: meh.

Thanks @InVisionApp @InVisionAppEng for a super-quick temp fix for my #InvisionStudio issue. Saved my butt. Appreciated. #UX #UXDesign #Prototyping

@InVisionAppEng Here's email: psherma4@kent.edu. Public so not worrying about DM'ing.

@pjsherman Hey Paul, apologies for this trouble! Could you please DM us with your email address? Also, to confirm, are you on Studio 1.27.1? We'd be happy to look into this further! Cheers ^Joao

Hey @InVisionApp @InVisionAppEng I just installed the latest Studio update & now my .studio files won't open. Mac or Win. Please help.