Jester

Ranting in my notes app isn’t enough I need to kill myself in front of him

Bitch think she puss but shes not even boots

She p ee and nut inside me

Working in a nursing home got me feeling like leon kennedy

Might start watching the pot boil :/ maybe put my eggs in one basket and then count them before they’ve hatched :/

More like Good Bunny :)

Getting the best sleep of my life tonight

@pktjester Why

Be careful how scared you look at the post office

actually. its not “still water”. now its ice 😕

If you can’t handle the bubbles stay out of the bath

Guess Jid didn’t make the cut

Attack on titan larping but its me on no food and a xanax dodging rocks thrown by shaquile o’niel

Giving this whole “Benadryl” thing a whirl

Hes hiding his hickeys

none in the pink im stuck in the stink

is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery

Happy pride month! I put a cluster bomb under the hood of my neighbors flatbed truck

im hiding smirnoff ice flavors you've never even heard of in locations you couldn't possibly conceive