Kelpy Grammer

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

We’re all born naked and the rest is crab

you choose booksmaxxing, I chose looksmaxxing

@cyborg_ballet That sucks! Rest up king

I have pneumonia 👍

JAX 29 - HOU 36 Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.

woke john mayer: your body is on stolen land

I hate seeing Harrison Butker happy

@thotmanifesto x.com/DylanAdler6/st…

when gay twins don’t get views so they start getting a little incesty with it

Who are the top 5 redheads of all time

quite possibly the gag of the century

Going out to look for something called a Turboman doll? Shouldn't take long

@ave_satanus A thinned rice pudding could be a soup? Or maybe a spiced sweet potato would be good. Like a thanksgiving type yam dish? Also saw a recipe for a Swedish blueberry soup that sounded good.

@placeholder907 Talk to me about your desert soups.

They should make more juice based soups.

@ave_satanus Juice based just brings me back to the dessert soup debate haha

@placeholder907 But with meat and veg?

@ave_satanus @LizzyMcGuire907 Like a cement mixer

@LizzyMcGuire907 It was like swallowing a jellyfish.

They should make cranberry milk.

@GayPoupon Love the judds. Saw Wynonna at our fair this year and I'm stunned neither her nor the judds made it into my wrapped

I’m ….. fag?

@Andy Like sands through the hour glass

these were the best days of our lives…

Sewing: took my extremely-into-Broadway wife to see Wicked. Reaping: Hour 29 of increasingly obscure showtune b-sides blasting through my house.