bartman

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bartman

@plaidplum

i’m bart simpson who the hell are you

Katılım Ağustos 2012

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bartman@plaidplum·13 Haz

Don’t forget to post pics of ur hot divorced dads this Sunday 😌

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bartman@plaidplum·23 May

Sup guys I started dating someone for a while but I’m back now and funnier than ever

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bartman@plaidplum·14 Mar

Why does anyone buy perfume when free samples at sephora exist

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bartman@plaidplum·3 Şub

What does Justin Bieber do

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bartman@plaidplum·2 Eki

mom come pick me up the teenagers are on their lunch break and I’m scared

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bartman@plaidplum·25 May

I get to see cass tonight it’s been 4 years !!!!!!!!!

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bartman@plaidplum·22 May

Wait why do all my tweets say tweeted from earth are some people tweeting from not earth

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bartman@plaidplum·22 May

@chloerayanne How’s ur crochet journey

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Chloe | M.Ed@chloerayanne·27 Şub

@kmarsha111 Update! Also, peep the bognor house in the background 🥰

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Chloe | M.Ed@chloerayanne·14 Şub

A cardigan was a bit ambitious for my first project 😅

Chloe | M.Ed@chloerayanne

In the spirit of wellness and spending time doing something for me, I have decided to learn how to crochet over reading week. Catch me wearing lopsided handmade cardigans soon 🤪

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bartman@plaidplum·22 May

When my bf asks if I’m paying attention to the movie while I’m scrolling Twitter

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bartman@plaidplum·21 May

Icing my lip inj with a purple freezie

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bartman@plaidplum·16 May

@PicturesFoIder 1 is the only acceptable answer unless it’s raining (in which case 2 so that charging port doesn’t get wet)

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non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder·15 May

How do you put your phone in your pocket?

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bartman@plaidplum·13 May

Why does everyone hate dandelions they’re free and pretty

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bartman@plaidplum·17 Mar

Why do human babies come out so raw

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bartman@plaidplum·11 Mar

Is there someone out there manufacturing bowling shoes or do we just keep reusing them

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bartman@plaidplum·3 Mar

I am a blush girly I love a rosy cheek

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bartman@plaidplum·1 Mar

Unfortunately I love tatcha

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bartman@plaidplum·22 Şub

I forgot to eat pancakes today

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bartman@plaidplum·17 Şub

I just learned I’m supposed to unravel the yarn from the middle ???

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bartman@plaidplum·16 Şub

@erin__prentice Me

erin@erin__prentice·15 Şub

it’s been literally 2 weeks since i’ve finished school and i’m already considering another program what the fuck is wrong w me i HATE SCHOOL

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bartman@plaidplum·5 Şub

It’s my birthday!!!!!!!

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