
@saraaa7447 @theepiest I’m afraid to open my window on the motorway in case my phone flies out of the window off the phone holder, this guy is next level 😭
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“even your cat is less of a pussy than you, and she’s an actual pussy” - DeltaCypher 2022



pov: you're an apple user going to work




SELLING MY NINTENDO STUFF AT GAME ON EXPO IN PHOENIX, AZ STARTING TOMORROW THROUGHOUT THE WEEKEND. All funds raised will go to find a cure for my Nintendo Fatigue and the rest will go towards my Fell Off Foundation.






Just imagine how insufferable it must have been for me to share a room with you then, bigot.

you stink. so bad i can smell you an hour and a half away from london.








Sacked Premier League referee David Coote has been spotted delivering parcels for courier firm Evri Via SWNS



