Mark Riley 🇺🇸🇵🇭

@nosoup4knowles Rocky 11 was by far the best.

Ilhan Omar says Godfather eleven is "overrated"

@uscfan981 There’s 4 dispensaries in my town now, so we got that going for us.

Say something nice about Ohio.

@JimmysSeafood I’m in Baltimore for work in October. I’m coming for those Stuffed Shrimp!

We're still celebrating Team USA's monumental victory! We've assembled a Gold Medal worthy box, loaded with our most popular items & the crab flag shirt! The shirt will ship separately, and we plan to personally call each person who orders! Thank you for your overwhelming support!

@DschlopesIsBack God I hope this means we can finally dump that garbage called LinkedIn.

For the record, I’m only following Reid Hoffman so I can absolutely destroy him the next time he posts. It should be pretty epic…

@Simon_Ingari I worked at a place for 13 years and got three 2% raises over that time. Never again.

Job hoppers get 30% to 50% salary bumps. Stay put and you get a 3% raise and a pat on the back.

@CaseyPutsch @ohiogop @VivekGRamaswamy As always, here for the ratio.

@ohiogop @VivekGRamaswamy Vote Putsch. I actually represent all 88 counties..

Vivek Ramaswamy showed up. From corner to corner, he’s visited ALL 88 counties, listening and learning what’s moving our state forward. Our pledge to Ohio, a Governor who works every day toward excellence 🇺🇸

@QualityLearing_ It would make things so much easier if we just had virtual learning over Zoom. It takes a lot of work to take our child there everyday, to the daycare center.

Dear Parents, We welcome your feedback. What can we do to better serve your children? Please be honest.

@QualityLearing_ @elonmusk Time to get a new company Porsche for the daycare!

Only in America could you make a fake school, steal billions, get caught, not get in trouble, make an X account, then get your post liked by @elonmusk All in 2 weeks. It's the land of opportunity

@_0b1d1 It actually stands for another common acronym, LAN.

What does L stand for in HTML? (wrong answers only) 😅

@thedatabunny It’s a good feeling!

@PubWanghaf Six-Seven 🫲🏼🫱🏼

We need to study why the lesbian urge to dress like a middle school boy is so powerful and all consuming

@C_3C_3 I’ve seen better legs on a table.

The most shocking thing about the new revelation that Mayor Frey’s wife worked for a law firm that provided legal and lobbying representation for Somali is… Mayor Frey has a wife.

@theresagavarone @Rob_McColley Did he rap?

Vivek Ramaswamy announced Senate President @Rob_McColley as his pick for Lt. Governor last night to a packed house in Cleveland!! There is so much excitement around this ticket and their vision for our great state!!

@ACTBrigitte It’s run by a Democrat masquerading as a Republican

Can someone explain to me why the state of Ohio is spending $350,000 on a Somali Community Link Center? Isn't Ohio run by Republicans?

@QualityLearing_ I like this account but let’s take the high road and leave this kid out of it.

When daddy forgets to pic you up from school 😢

@nypost Can we all get to drive the Porsche around for a day? Everyone takes a turn and passes it on to their neighbor. I mean, we did pay for it.

Ringleader of $250M Minnesota welfare fraud scandal ordered by judge to forfeit Porsche, luxury goods trib.al/qRt1CN6

@catturd2 Straight to Guantanamo!

Life in prison.

@Mikehomeseller Bobcat. Let out a little rawr, and I about shit myself.

Have you ever run into a bear, mountain lion, bobcat or coyote in the wild? #mikesquestions

@peni2493 @901Lulu I don’t think they had friends or family in close proximity. His dental office is a little over an hour drive from Columbus, is why I think they called 911.

@901Lulu Question Didn’t these folks have friends or family in the area? A 911 call when someone is late for work sounds extreme. Why not try family or friends first before authorities.

Spencer and Monique Tepe case update- First 911 call came in at 9:03am from Doctor Mark Valrose, owner of Athens Dental Depot, after Spencer did not show up for work or answer any phone calls. He was on vacation in Florida. #ohio #columbus