Christopher

@bradcumbers @rtwlz 😆

@rtwlz sync the beeps with the flash you savage

made my computer dramatically play BBC news music before every meeting

just admit it. SLS is dead.

This evening, I will mostly be reading Chuck Norris jokes and watching movie clips. RIP #ChuckNorris

Has anybody ever fitted a gastric band to a cat? Asking for a catfriend.

I'm just clicking that little grokicon over and over - who needs humans 🤷‍♂️

Still none the wiser #duolingo 🤷

It's time to release the sausages. #Starmergeddon

Sometimes it's worth stepping back in time just for a few minutes open.spotify.com/track/284S888D…

loving @elon's new kim jong un haircut #WEF2026

It’s official. We’re an item 😆

@beneater Hahaha! Guilty as charged ! 😇

Anyone else out there vibe circuit-building?

When you have wrapped so many presents that the end of your thumb is raw from the tape dispenser’s teeth 😳 #dadmas

I can't believe I only just discovered github.com/openscopeproje… - Hellllooooo!

@TheTrueVanguard "Ice cream! Ice cream!"

Prove to me you’re an old gamer in one sentence. I’ll drop a like if I’m convinced.

@JuliaHB1 @KemiBadenoch "I think your lisp is cute.. don't listen to that man" 😄

This is BRILLIANT. @KemiBadenoch's Budget response speech as a rap! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

In the run up to #dadmas, let’s play ‘have I heard that fscking annoying song yet?’ ❎ Last Christmas ❎ All I want for Christmas ❎ Walking in the air ❎ It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like.. ❎ I Wish It Could Be Christm.. ❎ Rockin’ around the Chri.. ❎ Do they know it’s Chri..

you know the side quest has commenced when it's 23:05h and you find yourself typing 'brew install gnuplot' into your terminal 😶

For a national broadcaster to have challenges like these is concerning. For the political parties to pile in and try to influence outcomes is deeply troubling #bbc