Dawgface Calderon

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By a show of hands 🙌🏾 🙋🏽‍♀️how many females in Detroit who’re 30+ have a body count less than half their age?🤨🧐🤔 #AndDontLieBitch 😶‍🌫️🫥🤭

“Niggaz tryna act like New Balance is the new Balenciaga, Dior & Gucci! Just say you blew all of your Pandemic money and now shit is a little tight for you bruddah!” P.S. What happened to all those seafood boils?🤔🤨🧐 #PoeBrokeAssBitches

“I’mma Gangsta I ain’t taking shit back PUSSY!” ~ Dawgy Nuts

“Ladies! Y’all would be surprised to know that most of y’all friends and female relatives are jealous of the nigga y’all got!” ~ Anonymous

“A mind that has been stretched by a new idea can never return to its original dimensions!” ~ Anonymous

“Nigga said he got some bodies like I’m supposed to be spooked! You the first nigga I’m ready to shoot!” ~ Dawgy Nuts

“If Adam couldn’t control Eve what chance do you niggaz think y’all got wit these Hoe’s? As soon as he turned his back she went to sit on that snake! And the Killa part is God made that Bitch from scratch!” #TheBiggest📶 #StayWokeMyFriends👀

Dirtside (Opps!) I meant Westside Bitches are the worse!😳🤣🤣🤣

“If I’m locked in witcha I’m going against everything that’s against U! A lot of people can’t handle a friend like me because they don’t be meaning the shit they say about people! Once U tell me U ain’t fuckin wit somebody I be ready to beat’em up!” Signed, #TheBiggest📶

“Music is a gateway to other bags! 50 Cents made 10 Million off of music and made 100 Million + off of water!” ~ Flossalot

“All these niggaz do is smoke weed, fake hustle, hustle backwards & put baby’s in bitches who don’t even have GED’s!” ~ Dawgy Nuts #CatchItOffTheRim🏀⛹🏾‍♂️🤾🏾‍♂️🤾🏾‍♂️🤾🏾‍♂️

“I’m where I am in life bcuz I believed in myself! When I was sitting in that cell for those 17 years I told myself that when I got out that I was gone do whatever I had to do to get rich! I been home 15 years!” ~ Dawgy Nuts

Wallo drops jewels!!!!!

Smokecamp_chino gives How to stay alive in the hood advice!

Niggaz say, “Man, I don’t like that Dawgface nigga! He brag too much!” Y’all ain’t seen shit yet! Wait til I get my tax money back! It’s really gonna be up around this Bitch!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

I wonna start the day off with apologizing to myself! I’ve been on social media going back-n-forth with niggaz who ain’t never drove a new car off a lot & got child support warrants out for their arrest! 🤣🤣🤣

“If all it took for a nigga to be rich was for them to SAY that they’re rich then all these niggaz would be claiming to BE rich! Thank God you gotta do more than SAY it in order for it to be so!” ~ Dawgy Nuts

“I don’t have to kill it, I can just let it die! And die off is what it’ll do underneath its own weight!” ~ 12