chris foot

When you're at a bar, look down at the floor. Drunk people tend to drop their money.

Watching Home Alone :)

do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none yeah same

If I was any hungier, Brad an Anjolina would adopt me.

Twitter: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.

i would like to thank my legs for always supporting me

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... on tables, chairs, and random people.

Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again.

@vandewonderful @MichaelBarkhui1 @juddspalds @nlwhiteside @CazzC18_

Woohoo it's monday...

If french poodles come from France, then do sausage dogs come from the butcher......?

3 to 5 kisses a day can speed up your metabolism

Pinky fest time :)

@CazzC18_ @nlwhiteside

Yummy,

I agree that some people might have been dropped on their heads as a baby, but some people were clearly thrown against a wall.

If you haven't seen me drunk, we're probably not friends

@Dom_Claassen @WernerRoux happy birthday guys :) hope you have a cool day. See u later