stupid queer platter

I’m muting that stupid post I made because I’m sick and tired of these notifications

Cookie run saves my life sometimes because sometimes when I actually really really REALLY want to kill myself i remember there’s a new update in two weeks and even if it’s hot dogshit like y most of the updates recently I can NOT miss out on the possibility of hype moments

747 likes

I’m getting like at least one notification per minute what the hell bro

IM SO FUCKING SCARED 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ??????

I didn’t even add anything important to the conversation 😭

I’m so scared why does this have 400 likes

I was born one minute minute ago

I’ve been watching this on repeat for ten minutes

They had to delete so many scenes cause kirks face kept morphing into all the background props and characters

I feel embarrassed whenever I talk because I’m a grown ass adult who still talks like a 13 year old most of the time

Blows up and dies

I have a ghost notification and it’s pissing me off

I missed you guys sorry.. I’ll try and be more active I promise ok pinky promise

IM ALIVE GUYS SORRY SOME SHIT CAME UP

@BluebrrySunshne Thank you oomf I’ll be thinking about this one

Am I crazy for thinking almond would huff the fuck out of walnut’s ass just for a whiff of brap through her little plaid pants. Or..

I’m in oomfs humping list now… beautiful….

@BluebrrySunshne Sniffs you back

@platterfucker Sniffs your hand shyly

Randomly remembered I have twitter

@c4pidreverie ‘dominant brute’ stereotype. How about we just let people of colour have sex for once

@c4pidreverie Why do so many people genuinely think black people cant engage in kink, or even any type of sex??? Every month there’s something about how making black characters submissive is racist because history but then the next month you can’t make black people dominant because of the-

can you guys be normal about black people for five seconds what are you even saying right now. this narrative about sex is honestly so weird as well being submissive is not about humiliation or demeaning. im WOKE so im going to make the black guy fuck the white guy IN THE ASS ??