Patrick Laverty 🎱

@EvanKlein338226 @infosec_fox $499 is a waste but $450 is worth it?

@infosec_fox Burp Suite Pro. There, I said it. Caido + free extensions gets you 90% of the way there for web testing. The $450/year makes sense if you're full-time doing client work, but most hobbyists and beginners would be better off learning the tools rather than paying for them.

What’s a software everyone swears by that’s actually a waste of money?

@rossmacleodputt I kinda think that is a lie. No Masters champion sits out the annual dinner.

Not going to lie. If I was a Masters champion I’d have sat this one out and booked a nice restaurant somewhere else that night. Bloody hell Bubba put some thought into it 🤣

@techspence Me: I see you have LAPS but 110 workstations have the same local administrator password. Client: Yeah, we haven't really set it up right. ----------- Auditor: Do you use LAPS? Client: Yes. Auditor: ✅

Until I stop having conversations where me mentioning LAPS to someone is the first time they have ever heard it, I won't stop making content about this...

@ShooterMcGavin How did a 5 iron land so softly?

Tiger Woods from 240 out. 3 iron. Absolutely flushed. 5 feet 🐐

@PGATUOR Pimento cheese sandwich.

For those who have attended The Masters, what is the best concession stand item?

@LeviSpires @Top100Rick 🤷‍♂️ It could be that golf is hard.

@plaverty9 @Top100Rick What secret does Scottie have that could be this year's "slump"? 😂

Its possible that somehow the 97 Masters isn’t appreciated enough. Tiger Woods used a steel shafted driver and a balata golf ball and yet overpowered Augusta and the field. He hit short irons into the par 4’s. Mid irons into the par 5’s. He went driver-8 iron into the 550 yard 2nd hole. He wins by 12. He literally played a different game from the entire field. All while swinging smooth and naturally. He would then change his swing and win the Grand Slam. And yet, somehow one can wonder how his career goes if he never drastically changes this swing. Would love to know the results of that alternate timeline.

@The8bitidiot @TheWapplehouse You have that reversed. Only a handful of states ban bikes on sidewalks. States do generally leave it up to the municipality.

I’m all for e-bikes but not when you ride em like a suburban jet ski

@DuBoseDefense @ShaneRyanHere Wasn't the context of that whether Rory still has a back issue? A golfer with a back issue likely isn't driving the ball over 300 yards. Is that what's he's referring to?

@ShaneRyanHere Can we talk about how Steve Sands declared Rory’s swing “just fine” as he hits a pull hook 50 yards left

Got an email saying there were suspicious clicking noises in the backswing of certain players you could pick up on TV, went back and looked at one, Rory on 11. Seems clear-ish that it's another swing on course BUT...how long with gambling interests until this is a real thing?

@TheWapplehouse If you're on the sidewalk, you're a pedestrian. Ride like one.

@Top100Rick @NadineBlackDog Including Curtis Strange's now infamous "You'll learn."

@NadineBlackDog A lot of players resented him early. Then they had to accept his greatness.

@LeviSpires @Top100Rick Until his divorce, we thought Tiger had the home life of Scottie. Or at least what we think Scottie has.

@Top100Rick Imagine a world where Tiger had the off the golf course home life of Scottie.

@BBallSchoILL He wouldn't get off the line. Put a safety in his face, knock him on his back at the snap.

Serious question. Why hasn’t anyone tried to make a 7ft+ tall guy a endzone target for an nfl team? Who is preventing tacko fall from catching a pass in the corner of the endzone?

No, it's today!

@drmagwai @TourSwingsTommy Unless that 6 foot putt is for a 7 on the card.

@TourSwingsTommy The whole game hangs on 6 feet putts imo. If you make your share of those it takes pressure off everything else.

Been thinking about what the highest ROI skills in golf are. - 6 footers? - Driving distance? - Wedge play? If you could devote 100 hours of practice to only one skill, which would net the greatest improvement to your index?

@TourSwingsTommy Keeping the ball in play. My home course is relatively tight with small greens. Being stuck behind a tree or anything with no view of the green after the tee shot often tanks my rounds. In the rare time when I drive well, my score plummets.

Is it Monday yet?!? Whenever there's new Layer 8 Conference news, we get so excited! The CFP closes Sunday, so get those in! Stand by for this amazing announcement on Monday morning!! layer8conference.com

@shellprompt @alphafox Hey we found the Twitter account for the CEO of Hail Protector dot com!

@alphafox In my case: these are my children's cars when the garage is full. these interesting devices have saved me thousands of dollars over the years.

If only they had a garage they could park in...

@techspence Layer 8. (There should be a conference or podcast for that)

Whenever there’s an IT issue it’s always this (in order)… It’s not plugged in DNS