Nicole Atkinson

I'm the aggressive driver they warned you about in drivers ed.

I can't believe Olivia Wilde killed the queen to distract from her messy movie rollout

Go for the experience, stay for the food. This is our list of #PureMichigan outdoor patios you need to check out before summer ends. puremi.ch/3QEITSj

"I was mean to this lady on Facebook the other day." @MiaEAtkinson #almostwifeypartylifey

"Don't let her butthole touch your white dress." #almostwifeypartylifey @ruschuur @MiaEAtkinson

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta

so y’all...didn’t get the knocker stuff? no? weird okay

Mrs. Bennet at the beginning of Pride and Prejudice

@hoopbear90 I LOVED living by myself!

Ok do I live with ppl or just live by myself when I move back to Michigan? 🤔

Has Brian proposed? No. Will that stop me from getting drunk and planning our wedding while I'm home alone? Also no.

Can anyone point me in the direction of the 21+ airline?

@quakerraina Fuck that, you're perfect

Just considered wearing ear plugs at a restaurant/club so I'll be retiring here soon, thank you for the well wishes.

@_tcheney That's my wife!!

Tips from an ICU nurse to treat (mild) COVID at home: a thread.

I just really fucking love jeopardy.