elon musk is an incompetent buffoon

The internet is the worst thing that ever happened to videogames.

followers, reach out to me on bluesky goodbye for now

No tweetdeck, no twitter. I'm gone.

New Play Critically #indie review! inbento is a simple puzzle-solving game where I use puzzle pieces to rearrange squares in a bento box so it matches the squares in a second box. Unlockable vignettes give some soul to the plain squares. Read my review: playcritically.com/2023/07/02/inb…

#AndrewBeatsVideogames 2023 #52 Cosmic Star Heroine Nintendo Switch backloggery.com/mrshotgun

#AndrewBeatsVideogames 2023 #51 Donkey Kong Country Nintendo Switch Online backloggery.com/mrshotgun

#AndrewBeatsVideogames 2023 #1 The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Nintendo Switch Online backloggery.com/mrshotgun

New Play Critically #indie review! Bleak Sword DX is a brutally challenging combat videogame with striking lo-fi graphics about a lone warrior on a quest to end the cursed King Rhael's Red Age. Read my review: playcritically.com/2023/06/24/ble…

Connect with me at the new location, my fellow refugees.

@jaredrusso Bluesky is barely running right now, if they put out more invitations it would crash immediately.

Bluesky hurry up, open the flood gates today you idiots

Need to make a spreadsheet of all the cool people I follow here so I can try to find them on the next site.

PlutoTV's More Star Trek channel is playing Deep Space Nine again after playing Voyager on loop for what feels like ~6 months. I hope this mean this channel will now alternate between Voyager and DS9 the way the not-more Star Trek loops between TOS and TNG.

I'm going to buy a social media website for far more than it is worth. It makes most of its money from ad views. I will then limit the number of tweets viewable in a day, thereby limiting the number of ads viewable in a day. I am very smart.

Elon Musk is the dumbest motherfucker in the dumbest motherfucking class of dumb motherfuckers.

lol lmao

sometimes I think about how much the fanboys hate the fridge scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull while I remember that Raiders of the Lost Ark has a sneaky guy in an eyepatch with a nazi monkey sidekick

JUNE

MAY I'll consider any month I break 10k to be a successful one.

JANUARY

Oh, are we talking about pardons again? I'm still mystified how somebody can get a pardon for a crime the investigation hasn't even begun for yet, let alone the indictment. Wouldn't that require knowledge of the crime and a plan to avoid it? Isn't that called a conspiracy?

Does that include the four times I have to start over because I messed up my character build.

@Kotaku I'll give you two thousand bucks for it.

Craigslist ad begs someone to buy video game store for $1 million: bit.ly/3qZCr0n

@Nintendeal @OdencatGames oh hi I'm interested

We have a few Nintendo Switch keys to give away courtesy of @OdencatGames! Reply to this tweet if you're interested and we'll DM codes to winners tomorrow. A collection of their games is getting a physical release and is up for pre-order now: dekudeals.com/items/odencats…

RIP End of an Age

@Kotaku oh you mean we're finally gonna have something coherently explain what the actual plot of this game is that's cool

Upcoming Overwatch 2 animated mini-series looks like a prequel: bit.ly/433gpap