𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒆 .ᐟ

i’m only using what the gods gave me.

you're an aggravated arson suspect, I'm the co of the arson-bomb cpd unit . I'm just letting you know we're onto you, that's all .

You're not my type, regardless. Given Astra's in one piece and not in an urn, she's not exactly burnt toast. Soooooo enjoy being a free woman while it lasts .

I bet he does. 😒

welllll— how about we play a game where every time we can get one of the goodie two shoes losers to swear at us over a text, we take of a piece of our clothes . First one with no clothes left on wins ???

Oh, fuck off

each other orrrrrr the coppers ? Cuz im down for either

we really are the perfect couple, baby

me when my hot wifey torments cops : 😍😩

😒🖕🏻

Barbie Burke when I catch you Barbie Burke

PULL STRINGS AND FALL IN LINE .ᐟ

PULL STRINGS AND FALL IN LINE .ᐟ

I'm not that much of a moron , thankfully — I do know who you can stab though if you're feeling it. I found out this morning that one of my bouncers has been a CI for Upton for weeks ..... could use Chinese law enforcement interrogation techniques as inspo for handling it.

heyyyyy sis , I'm just teasing ~ I'd never actually speak ill of your knife 🙏🏻

because I know if I try to take disciplinary action against you , you'd fucking stab me worth your creepy pink butterfly knife