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warning: this video may contain green bug happenings... viewer discrecion is adviced...
what should you do in the event of a green bug attack? most would hide, seek shelter, or maybe curl up and cry; but for one woman, all she knew was to fight back. ms sandra funke, 36, uploaded the shocking footage you see here, shortly after waking up at the hospital.
the post description states that she had begun filming shortly after the spetument first attacked; the video shows as the green bug, initially restrained, manages to break free and tackle her, before skittering off, likely to prepare for a second attack.
funke states that this continued for several minutes before the green bug grew bored and left. funke went inside to call 911, passing out from injuries shortly thereafter. emergency crews arrived to the scene within minutes of her call. she remains in the hospital today, and is currently expected to make a full recovery.
funke credits her survival to a set of bugjutsu classes she took last summer.
while some of us may be as brave as ms funke, we strongly encourage everyone, regardless of combat readiness, to keep a green bug kit on their person at all times, and to avoid confrontation by keeping distance whenever possible.
as always, make sure to remember SMACK:
- S - stop the bug’s advance using a bucket, cage, mesh, or other bug-resistant container.
- M - mute the bug’s distress signal. approved green bug kits are now required to contain a signal and noise blocking device with enough charge to last for 30 minutes or more. turn on your device and place it within 6 feet of the buge.
- A - assess the situation. green bug hotlines are staffed and ready to take your call.
- C - call for help. phone someone who can assist with containment procedures.
- K - kill the bug. use evil weed from your buge kit. in a pinch, normal weed will tranquilize the spetument for a few minutes.
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CW:hyper nuts w/e
there's NO way this lizard is a #necromancer ?? what could even possibly be pointing towards such a thought??
#art #artwork #oc #anthro #anthroart #scaly #scalyart #hyper #notanecromancer #mage #skulls

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