Pleurventus Pub de F

Could still finish 6th mathematically. Watch this space

Pleurventus have completed their season top of the league 🍾🎉🍾

#COYP - big game tomorrow

Hi guys - lots of people commenting that we have been quiet on social media recently. This is probably because we can’t actually remember the last time we won a game (lol!)

We did not beat the Swiss Lads. But how about this for a game.

We are playing some Swiss lads tomorrow 🇨🇭surely we will beat them.

Has to be @charlierose393. Unfortunately it looks like he’s wasted his best years.

We were shit today. Shame. Good fun though. Cheers

The winning penalty from Pleurve’s historic semi final victory yesterday. Not bad Lew, not bad.

There will now be an inquest at the club into who used the club account to follow this guy.

@ChrisV73 @ChattanFC Hi Chris, do you like yugging pints after the game? If so you could play for us instead. If not @ChattanFC could be a good fit for you.

@ChattanFC I’m interested but I’m unable to dm this account, can you message me first?

LONDON FOOTBALLERS WANTED! We are recruiting for the upcoming season for Saturday afternoon 11 a side. Interested? Training 1815 on Thursday 12th August meeting at Regents Park Hub or slide in the DMs All players welcome! #football #londonfootball #london #hackneymarshes

When Fred May asks about tactics at 3am on a Saturday morning

@charlierose393 @LUFC Must be deeply ashamed he doesn’t play for Pleurve with his mates. As you should be

@LUFC Why does he always stare at the ground tho?

💬 Marcelo: "We're happy to have won and the consequences on the table"

Please can we all get behind the owner of Wight Knuckle Brewery and backup left back to his younger brother Fergus?

Club statement: Reports circulating that forward and top boozer @henstarlashbell left the pub last night at 7:30 to cook lobster at home. Regrettably these appear to be true. The club takes this very seriously and is formally investigating what happened

A bit of early team news too. Looks like a change of shape from last week!

Huge cup game for the boys today. We’ve got a sneaky suspicion it could be our day. Don’t forget to send the boys your messages of support

@edwardbristow ‘Stoooppp’

@pleurventus @henstarlashbell penalty success rate