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me & who 18+ Katılım Ağustos 2024
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What's missing from my dinner tonight
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>There are good women who are sidechicks. > Whores that have perfect relationships. > Good guys who are being cheated on. > Lazy people who have money. > Givers who are really poor. > Stingy people who are rich. > Hardworking people who are paupers. > Innocent people who are in prison. > Thieves walking freely. > Poor people with perfect immune system. > Rich people who dare not to skip a week to visit the clinic. > Hungry people with no illness, foodie with ulcer dilemma. Just Live and Let Live, also try to enjoy life as it comes.
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If TVK forms the government and Vijay becomes the CM, these are his tests to pass: 1.⁠⁠The 3 language policy by BJP should NOT be accepted. 2.⁠⁠Delimitation should NOT happen. 3.⁠⁠Caste based reservation system should NOT be cancelled. 4.⁠⁠Religion and caste politics should NOT be encouraged. But Aadhav Arjuna said he will focus on making Madurai the next Ayodhya. 5.⁠⁠Demolition, modification and re-construction of historical buildings/heritage sites to promote temples and “mandirs” should NOT be allowed. Will he handle these well? Failing at even one of the above points can cost us a lot in long term!!! Very disappointed with how foolish Tamil Nadu people are to have chosen a party like this with no proven leadership, spine, integrity, accountability, responsibility, sincerity. Manipulative shit!
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- Congress has lost the General Election 2024 - Arvind Kejriwal lost the Delhi - Tejaswi lost the Bihar - Now Mamta didi lost the Bengal - What about my funding now 😭 Feeling sad fr you Dhruv Rathee 😍
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Indian men look like retards when they simp over her
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Formed a party, stood alone against giants and now heading toward a massive majority, TVK 💥 Thalapathy Vijay isn’t just acting anymore, he’s rewriting politics. One of the fastest and most remarkable rises we have seen in such a short time.
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Bengal has two choices 1. Give BJP a chance in Bengal. 2. Keep going to other states for Job and end up living in a BJP ruled state 🙏🏻
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Imagine India as.. Prime Minister - Rahul Gandhi Home Minister- Mamta Benarjee Defence Minister - Asaduddin Owaisi Finance Minister - Akhilesh Yadav Education Minister- Uddhav Thackeray External Affair Minister - Arvind Kejariwal Education Minister - M K Stalin Commerce Minister - Mahua Moitra President of India - Mehbooba Mufti
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no matter who wins the Bengal elections tomorrow, that party's total seats would definitely be less than the body count of delhi,pune & bangalore girls.
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How it feels being a v!rg!n in 2026
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i never understood the concept of Indian married women sitting like this on bikes , like why can’t they just sit normally!!?
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u will if you are - Virgin - slim figure -At least 5 ''8" -Gives 5 Cr as premium against potential fake cases and Alimony -Cooks daily -Share the same courtesy of telling him before going anywhere -No body counts (even kissing) -Stay Along with his parents in their home. - clean past - Else, FUCK OFF
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i will marry a man who is: - Virgin - 6'1 height - Earns 5 lakh per month - Knows cooking - Tells me before going anywhere - Clean past - Live with my parents like his own. Where would I find a Man like that?

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Hey, may i present you the hair theory
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Hot Take:- All virgins bleed, don't allow any girl lie to you..
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Teacher: study hard so that you'll become rich. Me: so where is your Lamborghini? Teacher:
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No matter what sob story she tells you the abusive ex, the broke family, the "I've never been treated right" tears - never genuinely feel bad for her. That's exactly how you get played, manipulated, and dragged into drama that's not yours. Women are master storytellers when they need something. Once you open that door with sympathy, you become her emotional ATM, her therapist, and her backup plan. Suddenly you're Captain Save-a-Hoe fixing her life while destroying yours. Real men understand: her chaos is not your responsibility. You can be kind without being weak. You can listen without investing. But the moment you start feeling sorry for her and trying to rescue her? Game over. Protect your peace, never become the hero in her tragedy. Stay dangerous!!
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Man first day working at JP Morgan
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She'll sleep with 10 guys before she prays for a husband. She'll party for 5 years. Date "toxic boys" for 3. Hook up for 2. Then she'll hit 30 and suddenly want a ring. Now she wants a man who respects her. Now she values loyalty. Now she's ready to settle down. Now she wants you to pay full price for what others got for free.
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