Emelyne Museaux 🇭🇹
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Emelyne Museaux 🇭🇹
@plsleaveamsg
💫Self-Love & Habits Coach | 🎤Speaker | 📚Editor, Sensitivity Reader, Ghostwriter | 🎧1/2 of @thegoodbadbasic

Q6. Girlfriend of 2 years evicted from her house. She was at work when the Sheriff and the moving crew arrived. A female was at the house with me. When the sheriff made his “armed entry” we were naked. He told us the eviction was happening NOW and the movers begun putting stuff on the curb. My female friend told them to move my stuff first, cuz she could put it in her truck and take me to the hotel. (She lives in an extended stay hotel). I was so pissed that my girlfriend didn’t pay her rent that I didn’t call her to tell her about the eviction. I wanted her to be as shocked as I was. A few hours later, after I was settled, I called her to hear her cry about getting put out. Me: “Where you at?” Her: “Home, watching tv.” Me: “Lying ass Brokey; your sh!t is in the street.” She FaceTimed me from INSIDE her house. “That sheriff was my cousin and his friends. That eviction was just for YOU. You can’t bring b!tches to my house and live here. Enjoy.” How do I get revenge and get back home? I hate her. Help. #SBCCHAT

Q3. This may be a midwest issue, but it happened to me twice and I’m curious about how widespread it is, and how to stop it. I date older, blowed out [plus-size] women, exclusively, because as an attractive young man, I’ve found that they are kinder and more generous to me than the younger women in my league. I only have to talk sweet and pipe them down once or twice a month for room/board/money. But the men from Haiti/Venezuela are here and they like blowed-out women too. I’ve lost 2 girlfriends to them, apparently they like to f—ck A LOT and they do chores, home repairs, etc. Some dude changed the locks at my last girlfriend’s house and I looked in the window and saw him carrying her big ass to the bedroom, singing IN FRENCH with his 🍆 swinging. This ain’t right. How to get back with my girlfriend? I don’t feel like the prize I am anymore. 😥😭What to do? #SBCCHAT #struggleKANG

Q1. I cheated on Iesha. I’ve been cheating but she went through my phone and had receipts this time. I punched her for going through my phone. Iesha ran out of my house. I went out with another female. Iesha’s father, (he works with horses), 🐎 followed me from my house to my date’s location, but I didn’t notice him. I got out my car and ran into that n!gga’s fist repeatedly. He had a horse whip. He strangled me with it and whipped me like a runaway slave. The other female was standing on her porch recording and screaming. After Iesha’s father drove off, I got back in my car and went home to soak. I pulled in front of my house, eye swollen, neck red, I could hardly see. I got out my car and someone put their sh!tty work boot 🥾 in my back. It’s Iesha’s father, with his whip, AGAIN. Basically he promised to follow me around town and whip me whenever he recalls how I punched his precious baby girl. I’ve apologized to Iesha. I can’t call police because I have an outstanding warrant. I’m still sore. I’m afraid to go out. Advice. #SBCCHAT



Q4. I hate condoms and I hate children. I communicate this; WHY do women think they can change me? Kids are a nuisance that hold me back from my goals. I have two children (two babymommas) and the woman I’m dating now is pregnant. I don’t understand, I’ve told each of these women that I’m with them for a good time and not a long time and they should take birth control before dealing with me. I’m not the marrying kind. I’m not Father Of The Year. I. Do. Not. Want. Their. Bastard. Kids. But they keep trying to trap me. I’m busy loving myself right now. Should I date older—a woman who can’t have kids? Or be celibate for a while? I’m tired of the unwanted, unnecessary pregnancies all around me, because women don’t listen. Advice. #SBCCHAT


@obscurebirdof Confident Germans will tell you, prominent outlets will declare, that antisemitism is an *imported* problem that brown foreigners (and anti-zionist Jews) are thrusting upon Deutschland. In this schematic *not* being related to a Holocaust perpetrator is grounds for suspicion




I just had to refrain from whooping ass at 430 am 😭 tell me how you discipline a kid who keep pissing in the bed 😭😭😭😭

A man who drugged three of his daughter's 12-year-old friends with sedatives during a sleepover has been sentenced to two years in prison Read more🔗 trib.al/CwVMFTU







