Leah Hampton

Fyi I'm on Insta, Bluesky, Threads, and Spoutible. I loved this app for so long and enjoy talking to all of you so much. Will try to stick around, but follow me elsewhere.

@nieshatrout It's my dream

feel like I should mention that if I don't find a cat exactly like this to have soon I will likely parish

‘Small government’

@stockbella @hugolowell Why? Please provide specifics.

@hugolowell Impeach him anyway.

NEW: Chief Justice Roberts statement on Trump calling for Judge Boasberg’s impeachment— "For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose."

@pitdesi @franklinleonard Ah yes, the nefarious global threat that is.... Vanuatu??

New Trump travel ban list, banning citizens of these countries from entering the US WHYYY is Bhutan on the red list? Peaceful country of 750k people next to India.

@LCal60 @cassmannes They don't care

Do the red states know they're screwed if the Department of Education is dismantled? Like really screwed.

France’s far-right Le Pen condemns "brutality" of U.S. decision to suspend aid to Ukraine

Like don't get me wrong I'm extremely concerned about the dark path artists will have to navigate in the coming fascist hellscape where ignorant hicks become our tastemakers but also I kinda would not be mad if they brought back HeeHaw

@Redseaday @Tyler_The_Wise @frntporchjunki @zoenone0none *You're

@pludger @Tyler_The_Wise @frntporchjunki @zoenone0none Your vile wanting kids dead

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

You think evil is going to come into your houses wearing big black boots. It doesn’t come like that. Look at the language. It begins in the language. —Joseph Brodsky

New: Musk and his lieutenants are reshaping the government and its mission with the blessing of President Trump. ProPublica has confirmed the names and roles of more than 30 staffers affiliated with the billionaire. propub.li/4jRJ4ZH

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

@marcmurd @Shteyngart Both the cars and he were always shitty, though

@Shteyngart Somebody needs to come up with a bumper sticker or badge that communicates: “I bought before all this.”

It's strange that people aren't protesting outside Tesla dealerships, trying to dissuade potential customers, holding signs showing Musk giving the Hitler salute and quotes of the horrible things he has said.

i have always wanted a ketamine addicted foreigner to start deleting entire sections of my government because he can’t regulate his emotions or integrate with society

Totally random reminder that Obama had 1.8 MILLION people at his first inauguration.

@keribarne @caringguy1957 @GayRepublicSwag Obama had 1.8 million people at his inauguration. Y'all had 20 thousand in a hockey stadium.

@caringguy1957 @GayRepublicSwag It’s 23°. It makes sense to move it inside. Did you see the crowd inside the capital one Arena? It would not have been a small event.

I'm sorry but something is up in Washington DC. We can't gather in the usual place for the Inauguration because it's too cold. I am here... it is not that cold. Now indoor events are apparently being canceled. If there is a security threat here in DC we deserve to know.

Last night I dreamed I tweeted in all caps "WHEN WILL THE MUPPETS MAKE A LIVE-ACTION GONZO MOVIE" followed by the reply tweet "AND CAST ME AS ONE OF THE CHICKENS YOU COWARDS" and it went mega viral, so I figured I'd better come back here and say that just in case

Look what I'm in!

@BarneysRubble0 I'm not even on twitter anymore but I had to come back just to tell you how bad this is

Read my story on Cormac McCarthy’s secret muse on Vanity Fair.