arbor ★★★

safe space

@PhorPhucksSake @dnpclouds Probably "I want you to explode" bc male bees explode and die after mating lmaoo

@dnpclouds I NEED to know what Dan was gonna say next 😭😭😭

words i never thought i would hear on dan and phil’s channel

@AresClips_ @Nocciolinata2 @looeykun How would they have found him a shelter to rehome him if he's having aggression and reactivity issues???

@Nocciolinata2 @looeykun Yes it’s legal, but they probably could’ve found him a shelter that would rehome him. The issue is once the dog is getting violent you don’t want to risk giving them to another family

not these divorced prostitutes killing their dog because they were too busy living their insta gay lifestyle around the world, and training him was an inconvenience… and still posting it for pickme sympathy.

@Leaf_dnp I also want to add that I feel like it would have been unfair to Dan if this was our main takeaway from a video that was as thought out and important to him as BIG. We sort of knew but it was clear that really wasn't the point of this

Question to the pre hard launch phannies, did people not interpret this as confirmation of their relationship??

saturday: poppy playtime 5 monday: hard wednesday: we going to the cottage

@dnpstardust I'd been avoiding social media for mental health reasons and I found out like a day later from a fucking FACEBOOK CLICKBAIT HEADLINE (I was on marketplace)

Okay I’m curious, what were you all doing when Dan and Phil officially hard launched last October?

@howellaboutphil I NOTICED THIS LIKE A WEEK AGO 😭

WHY ARE DAN AND PHIL COMMENTING RANDOM THINGS ON RANDOM PATREONS FJDKDK??!

@NebsGoodTakes Fuck you too

🚨 Season 2 of Netflix's ‘I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS’ premieres tomorrow! Are you excited?

@marblekoo_ Parlay w them using the word "phivorce" 🤞

LOCKING IN MY APRIL FOOLS GUESS theyre going to ‘break up’

if you witnessed “phil lester ur a genius” in real time then you are due for a pap smear

@SlLLYPHILLY Nooo my doctor told me I could wait until I was 25 🥺

@bagelaureate This family has always irked me, the way they dress up their girls in matching dresses and make them perform for the camera that presumably they get a lot of their income from :(

I actually feel a boiling rage when I see content like this. Why are you choreographing your children for strangers online, weirdos.

he loves his freak of a boyfriend

i keep interrupting my yawn by laughing because i randomly cant stop thinking about this video

@iluvmileven Y'all are so boring ohmygod sometimes lesbians just like saying weirdly verbose words

oh so she ruined robin

😭

i swear it didnt look this bad when i was watching it sleep deprived at 2am

this video gets ten times funnier if you imagine him saying "ow" instead of el

Why is there still an hour of runtime left after they already beat Vecna #StrangersThings5

this was one of the best scenes. i genuinely thought he had killed her at first. i wish the stakes felt this high for the rest of the episode