+funcrush

@rocktheboat911 I think he is just listening to an influencer on facebook

@plusfuncrush Surprised to see LUMN

My dad who is not into stocks at all and starting to get into it just sent me this list... top is in bros

@rennyzucker @alexandraandnyc Bro thanks for lending me the aston martin again, i should have the keys back to you wed. I cleaned out the condo in manhattan too should be good for your next renters tm morning

@alexandraandnyc Been there. The Cathie Wood one is funny because I wasn't even mentioned in the article, just caught a stray tag lol.

one of these is not like the others

> be Leopold > german kid, both parents doctors > parents meet because the wall comes down > enroll Columbia at 15, valedictorian at 19 > write an existential-risk paper as a teenager > Tyler Cowen sees it, sends you a check > Oxford Global Priorities Institute > econ growth research before you can legally drink stateside > SBF Future Fund (pre-rug) > meet your fiancée there > she becomes chief of staff to Dario Amodei > her: Anthropic you: OpenAI > dinner_table_NDA.txt > join Superalignment with Ilya > write memo to the board: China will steal the weights > get fired sixty days later > they call it a leak you call it retaliation lol > 2 months later drop a 165-page essay > "AGI by 2027" > "trillion dollar clusters" > "beat China or get cooked" > ivanka_quote_tweets_it.png > a few hundred people in SF actually get it > you are one of them > raise from the Collison brothers, Nat Friedman, Daniel Gross > open Situational Awareness LP > CIO at 22 > not buying NVDA buying the electricity that powers god > bloom_energy.csv > the optics nobody charts > bitcoin miners pivoting to AI hosting > $225M to $5B in twelve months > 13F drops this morning > $13.67B disclosed, 42 positions > $7.46B in fresh puts on every semi on earth > $SMH $NVDA $AMD $AVGO $ORCL $MU $TSM $ASML $INTC > the timeline loses its mind > "Leopold called the top" > retail copy-trades the PDF > semis open red > notional is not delta > a 5-delta crash put prints at full face value > outright shorts do not print at all > the filing is from March 31 > today is May 19 > seven weeks of trading you cannot see > calendar you cannot delay audience you cannot deny > file_the_truth.zip > trade_the_reaction.exe > meanwhile semis are half the S&P's year > Koreans maxing margin into chips at 60 > the marginal NVIDIA buyer is a retired dentist in Busan > already the AI prophet hedge fund chad > the_engagement_ring_is_an_H100.gif

Long $spot

dude i cant order a bug a salt weapon to the place im staying at in california because their "laws" i hate it here to texas we go

Market just prepping for the pump post nvda earnings

one of the most damaging societal psyops in existence has been convincing young people to not have children economic conditions making it an order of magninude harder to raise a family doesnt help either... but these people are missing out on the literal meaning of life they are willingly, happily, denying their biological programming in place of chasing hedonic bullshit... they will die alone, unfullfilled and will have lived a life totally devoid of meaning i have worked with many 50+ year old men and women who have no children and they are by a long margin some of the saddest, most depressing people to be around i have ever met.. kids are the embodiment of pure life. Joy, curiosity and creativity. To live without the bubbling laughter of children around you is actually hell on earth

They should've hired citrini to write this instead Valid anyway

Bull case hit, out of $PANW for now. Poorly timed entry, prior to earnings but the market ripping sure did help.

Daily qqq calls really wouldve made anyone a billy by now

@rennyzucker Nice jays

Making sure my Apple Watch is charged every day is probably the highest leverage QoL decision I’ve made this year (you can see where this started) Probably my favorite device at least until I get an M5 iPad or MI350P/9965X3D

@Prak_Agrajag @YouTube Yea zach hill is goat

Brown Metal youtu.be/lQH717qnziw?si… via @YouTube

Short orcl / long corz Basically expressing long the power operator and short the neocloud

Any vixers in the chat

19 year old me wouldve killed it in this market just hard spamming lotto calls on momo plays instead of being risk averse and safe sizin

@sharksinyamouth This game fun?

Add another title.

If we dont pick AJ i am changing team loyalty to spurs

I manifested it. Greatness.