riddle of the sphincter

that’s my gooner

[driving] my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight. *sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby, *starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

real housewives pf solomon's court

@sympatheticopp all time great joke

for real leaving twitter forever

i really peaked today lmfao

@KMBestMS no scream no usagent no AV how cooked am i?

if you ask me what to climb with, i'm instalocking this like a bronze 3 hela main in Marvel Rivals

play #LetourneArt

Spock tuah! Prosper on that thang

@ratpussysquared all i wanted for my birthday was some boobs thanks ez

just had another vile nap dream that revealed the weakness of my spirit and perversity of my character . Whatever

he likes to play the drums

@ChainsawWoman Fargo!!! Season 1 is EXCELLENT i haven’t actually watched past that i’m gonna get to it eventually

Queens Gambit Fleabag Fall of the House of Usher True Detective Kingdom ADDED

Okay guys I forgot to watch Tv for a decade What else do I watch on PTO, so far I have: Shogun Hannibal Mr. Robot Better Call Saul Love Death & Robots Ted Lasso Dark Succession The Last Kingdom Midnight Mass The Last of Us Stranger Things Chernobyl Rick & Morty Bridgerton

i'm booking rn btw

"IT'S POSSIBLE"🏀🗑️‼️

I gotta pee.